Enji: This Has Gone Far Enough. Youve Uprooted Innocent Lives For Your Selfish Goals. What Is It That

Enji: This has gone far enough. You’ve uprooted innocent lives for your selfish goals. What is it that you want, Touya? What will put an end to this??

Touya: I want you to die.

Enji: Okay.

Touya: Wait, what.

Enji: (pulls out a gun) I said okay.

Touya: What are you doing?!

Enji: (presses the barrel to his temple) What you want.

Touya: Endeavor, what the fuck?!!!

Enji: Just gonna press this real quick…

Touya: ENDEAVOR, STOP!!

Enji: Why? This is what you wanted. I’m gonna do it.

Touya: Don’t do it, what the fuck??! Put it down!!

Enji: Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Touya: OKAY! Jeez!

Enji: You’re going to prison. And then you’re going to therapy. And then you’re going on quirk suppressants. No more of this bullshit, you hear me?!

Touya: (crying) Okay, Dad, just stop!

Enji: (cuffing him) You wanted tough love? I’ll fucking give you tough love, you little fucking punk.

Touya: (sobbing) What’s going on??

Enji: Parenting, you little shit! Get in the prison van!!

Spinner: How did you get all this money?

Shigaraki: Every time Touya says “Endeavor,” he has to put $20 in the jar.

Toga: It was my idea.

Spinner: Jesus, there’s like ten thousand bucks in here!!

Toga: He has a problem.

Shigaraki: That’s just this week’s money. Last week’s are in the back.

Toga: He has a BIG problem.

Shouto: My mom and dad are having arguments because my dad is both mentally ill and a breadwinner, and my mom is just mentally ill.

Enji: What the hell, Shouto?!

Rei: That’s not at ALL why we’re arguing!

Enji: Go to your room!

Shouto: They’re struggling a lot.

Best Jeanist: Shigaraki, what is this? Are you trying to finger me???

Shigaraki: That’s it. All for One, I quit. You deal with these bitches, I’m fucking done.

Touya: I got this blood from real Twice.

Toga: How the hell did you get Twice’s blood?!

Touya: I have my ways.

(A while ago)

Twice: Who the fuck keeps stealing my tampons out of the trash? It’s fucking weird, man!

Touya: Wow, gross. Who would do that?