Touya: Oh, You Think Youre Funny? Make A Joke.

Touya: Oh, you think you’re funny? Make a joke.

Shouto: Dad’s attention.

Touya: I don’t get it.

Shouto: Of course you don’t 🤣

Touya: Son of a-

Shouto: …Endeavor?

Touya: Okay, you’re funny.

Natsuo: doesn’t want (is a dick) OR Enji doesn’t trust him not to push the wheelchair down the hill

Shouto: minor, they don’t want him doing it for insurance reason OR he has to get to school ASAP because Aizawa dgaf they just defeated AFO, the test is happening on the day that it’s happening

Untenmaru: older and/or more frail than Enji, will probably pull his back and end up in a wheelchair himself

True- Natsuo, Shoto, even Untenmaru- chivalry is dead

they know rei is no damsel in distress she has secret muscles stored in her gigantic butt

Extras

Endeavor is so pretty in the preview!! With his hair down omg! 🔥 And we get to see lil Enji next time! UA Enji!

He got hurt, and all he can think about is Shouto and Touya 😭

The things that the narrator says about him are so refreshing after all the Enji hate I’ve seen lately

“Wounded hero, burning bright and true”

“The past won’t disappear, but you can make a path to the future”

Also, AFO, you fucking faker! Getting his ass kicked and acting cool and taunting the heroes. And he can’t taunt Hawks about his family because Hawks seriously doesn’t give a fuck 🤣

Poor Jirou actually facing horrors of war 😭 it’s no fun…

Also Bakugou finally calling Shouto “Todoroki” and not “Icy-Hot” or whatever else he calls him.

Jeanist: You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite Lady Gaga song.

Hawks: Pokerface.

Jeanist: Donatella.

Endeavor: 911.

Hawks: Oh Enji…

I’m also surprised at the whole thing with Endeavor’s career being “over” and him “taking the fall for Dabi” or whatever.

Guys.

THE MAN HAS KILLED ALL FOR ONE.

He lost his dominant arm to defeat the nation’s worst villain. He’s a war veteran who saved the country. “Dabi” is old news - it’s been a while since the reveal, and the whole time, as soon as he got out of the hospital, Endeavor has been fighting. Logically, he should be at the peak of his clout! He did something even All Might was not able to do. There is no way in hell, after removing the biggest stressor in every person’s life, he would still be dragged by most people for his past behavior. Especially given that he never denied his wrongdoings and has shown remorse. To a regular person, the very sight of Endeavor should bring relief, just like the sight of All Might used to. You know the man will sacrifice a limb to save you and risk his life - because he’s done that before.

Additionally, after All for One confessed to taking Touya and messing with his body, it should be clear that he had his hand in the making of Dabi. Endeavor didn’t make his (adult) son “kill 30 innocent people” any more than Shigaraki’s dad made him ruin cities and decay heroes.

Last but not least, Endeavor is a big-time dilf.

Yes, it sounds super unserious, but think about real-life media, the public, and fame. He’s a tall, good-looking, physically fit man with a sexy job, unusual hair color and rare eye color who wears a skintight outfit and has a powerful, impressive-looking quirk. When a famous person is attractive, they get away with shit a lot more easily.

Look at real-life MHA fans: who’s simping for ReDestro? No one. Now who’s simping for Dabi? Everyone.

This really isn’t reflected well in the manga or anime, Endeavor is depicted like some scary guy people avoid, but if you look at how real people behave, that’s not realistic. There would be simps galore, apologists, fans chasing him asking for stupid shit like “please yell at me,” “I want to have your babies,” or “please set me on fire,” people flashing him their boobs, people selling and buying Endeavor body pillows, accounts with pictures of his ass, etc. All this shit would only get more intense after the defeat of AFO and would contribute to Endeavor’s public approval score.

So no, I don’t think there’s a big scandal or that it makes sense for him to retire for something other than health or personal convictions.

Shouto: I need that iced coffee. This morning, I walked in on my mom doing something absolutely vile and disgusting.

Deku: Was she cheating on your dad??

Shouto: I wish.

Deku: Was she… WITH your dad?

Shouto: No, she was doing a tiktok dance!

Bakugou: EEEWWWW!!!