AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ITS BEEN SUCH A TIRING WEEK YK AND THIS IT BROUGHT UP ALL MY TEARS AND FELEINGS...

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ITS BEEN SUCH A TIRING WEEK YK AND THIS IT BROUGHT UP ALL MY TEARS AND FELEINGS...

It was awesome! What do you mean "don't expect much!" This was awesome!

I'm Foive!

Anyways

Okay I have 2 songs

These two. Make it angsty but give it a a happy ending.

Um.... Member 🤔...... Jimin 🤷🏻‍♀️ ✨✨

Teardrops - JHS

Pairing: Music producer!Hoseok X Assistant!Reader

Theme: Angst, unrequited love au, friends and collogues to could be lovers.

Song: Teardrops on My Guitar

Word count: 1431

Warnings: Allusions to Hoseok being a fuckboy, an emotional confession, indirect rejection, open ending.

Minors and Karens Are Not Allowed in this Blog!!

A/N: Finally! Finally it's here. I have talked to bestie @phenomenalgirl9 and changed the member to Hoseok because why not. Idk how is it, since the song is not really something I choose to hear. Hope you like it tho, my girl.

“Really? You asked her out?” your eyes go wide with Hoseok’s admission. 

“Yes. What’s with the expression, Y/N?” He chuckles, brushing off the evident displeasure on your face. 

“U-uh not-nothing. You are strictly ‘no string attached’ type of guy. So.. I am just surprised.” you look down on your lap. 

“I know right? But..” Hoseok looks away from you. His eyes wander in the empty space of the studio as if he is trying to picture her there. 

“She’s irresistible. She’s beautiful, she’s funny, her knowledge of music is better than anyone I have ever worked with. And her cooking.. Umm.. delicious. But above everything. She understands me, she matches my vibe completely and I- I love spending time with her, I just love talking to her about anything and everything.” he pauses for a bit and then continues to break your heart, “I like her, Y/N. I really do.” 

You stare at him and wonder how he could never see that he does all of those things with you too.

Yeah, you probably are not as beautiful as the woman in question but you make Hoseok laugh more than anyone else. You have been assisting him for the past two years because your knowledge of music certainly pays off. You are a decent cook and you never shy away from bringing new recipes that you experiment, which he enjoys wholeheartedly. And about talking.. Hoseok probably never counted how many late nights you have spent with him over phone calls, empty beer cans on the terrace, half-eaten cups of ramyeon in his studio, cold and stale fried chicken at his house, talking about everything starting from overbearing loneliness to the smell of fresh paint.

And still.. He doesn’t see you, even when you are always right beside him, always within his reach. Is it because you never climbed his bed? Is it because he never thought you were eligible enough for that?

Tears start forming in your eyes and unlike other times, you can’t blink it away. Your eyes are so heavy that it’s hard for you to even move your eyelids freely. And as a result, teardrops start falling on your jeans. The droplets get soaked in the material, providing them a darker shade than their original tone. 

It takes Hoseok a few minutes to make out that you are crying. And when he does, he starts panicking. 

“Y/N.. are you? Oh my god. You are crying.” Hoseok reaches for face. He cups your cheek so lightly as if you will be bruised if he puts too much pressure into it.

You move your face away from his grasp. Angrily wiping your tears away with the sleeve of your sweat shirt, you voice through your choked throat, “Yes, I am crying. But don’t ask me why. I might not be able to hide it anymore.” 

Partially being hurt as you moved your face away from his thouch and partially being confused about your behavior, Hoseok decides to pull the truth out of your lungs. 

“What? What are you hiding?” he asks carefully. 

A sarcastic laugh bubbles in your throat unwillingly, “Really? You are really asking me that?”  

“Y/N, I don’t understand anything. Please tell me what’s wrong. Why did you start crying as soon as I said I like…” Hoseok’s voice disappears in the thick air when realization hits him. 

“No way. No! Don’t tell me you-” 

“Yes. I am in love with you.” you finish for him. 

“But I know you have never looked at me as someone to be more than just a friend and an assistant. No matter how hurt I get seeing you with different girls every night, I sucked it all up, put a smile on my face and continued pretending that it didn’t matter.” you avert your eyes from him and stare at the ceiling, “but.. I can’t anymore. Now that you finally found someone to keep you company for more than just a night, I might as well move on and start afresh.” 

Hoseok’s heart hammers in his chest but he doesn’t know why. He knows you are right. He has never had any thought about what you and he could be. You are so precious to him that he protected you by drawing clear lines of boundaries. And Hoseok doesn’t like crossing boundaries, neither does he like when people cross them. But with you… he doesn’t know. He is not angry with you but with himself for unknowingly hurting you this bad. 

Keeping his eyes on your profile, he starts to speak, “I am so-” 

“Don’t say sorry. It’s not your fault that you don’t feel the same for me.” you cut him off. Even though your heart is shattered, you don’t want Hoseok to blame himself. “Can I ask for a favor tho?” you sigh. 

“Sure. Tell me what can I do?” Hoseok tries to reach for your hands but you move them away to wipe your face.  

"Can I take two weeks off? I need some time to calm myself down. We don't have much workload these days. So…" you mumble through your sniffles. 

"Y-Yes. Sure. You have a lot of piled up vacations anyway." Hoseok doesn't like the sound of it. What if you never come back? What if you leave this job? How will he even survive without his most competent assistant slash one of the closest friends? 

But he will let you go if that's what heals you. If that's what you want. That's that. 

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The guilt of hurting you has been eating him alive. But what's worse is your absence in his life.

No one pesters him for his meals anymore, no one seems to know how exactly he likes his coffee, no one knows which beat would work the best in the background, no one picks up his calls in the middle of the night, no one covers him with a blanket when he falls asleep in the studio.  

All of a sudden, he is empty. 

His late night fucking sessions are only a temporary diversion now. He hasn't seen the woman he seemingly likes after the conversation he had with you that day. 

He tried calling you and texting you but each time he swiped his fingers through the keyboard, your tear stained face flashed in front of his eyes and he stopped. 

Suddenly Hoseok realizes, it's you who is more important. But the question is.. what does he actually feel for you? 

He doesn't know the answer but maybe he will find it out when you come back, maybe he will understand what it is when he gets to have a heart to heart conversation with you over some beer or coffee. Maybe? 

But, Hoseok's hopes die and fears take the shape of reality when after two weeks your resignation mail comes instead of you. 

– 

You cried and cried and mulled over what to do for the entire first week. 

At the beginning of the second week, you went on a tinder frenzy. 

On the second day of the second week, you ended up on your tinder date's bed. 

On the third day you started crying over Hoseok again. 

On the fourth day, you started looking for other job openings.

On the fifth day, you get called on an interview and get the job. 

On the sixth day, you type out your resignation mail. 

And on the seventh day, you hit the send button. 

– 

On the first day of the third week, you find your doorbell ringing. 

You are about to take the very first bite of your meal but someone has to interrupt.

You are pushed into a half amazed and half confused state when you find Hoseok on the other side of the door. You thought he would be more than relieved to know that you have quit. It would be awkward to work together after your sudden confession, especially when you know Hoseok doesn't like certain boundaries to be crossed (which you have clearly done with no remorse), thus, you quitting the job should be the best option from Hoseok's perspective. So, what is he doing here? 

When you let him in, he looks grateful. 

"Hey, can we talk?" He whispers staring intently into your eyes as if he has missed getting lost into you. 

"Yeah.. sure." You reply with a small voice. 

"I missed you." His voice quivers.

"Me too." You smile a little. 

You don't know where this is going but if it's Hoseok.. you are ready to get hurt for years and years. 

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Ranting here

Naur like why do people i like gotta be in a relationship like

People I like: Either I can't get them, or I can't get them! No why me!!!

LOVE ME! CHOOSE ME! 😭

I wanna give them the world. I wanna hold their hand and look into their eyes and call them pretty. I wanna tell them how good they looked or their joke was lame even tho I laughed at it. I wanna be the person they throw themselves on while laughing that silly laugh. They love pens, they're called "pen thief" bro I wanna gift them pens and wont even get mad if they lost it. I want them to hold me while I feel lonely and feel like crying. I wanna pet cats together with them. I wanna watch movies together, watch them to get all excited at the special scenes. I want them to come over and play with my 2 cats. I just WANNA CRY!!!

WHY BRO! WHY ME!

I'm reading it while I am sick. I had exactly 101 when I last checked and I'm just crying cause I don't feel good at all and wished someone would hold me.

it’s 1:23 am when seungcheol realises you’re no longer in bed with him. even though he’s got his back turned to you, there’s this gnawing feeling of something missing that stirs him awake.

he turns to see the empty space; sheets still warm with traces of you. he then turns back around to check what the time is, feeling his eyelids go heavy as he dozes off, phone still in hand.

it’s 2:02 am when seungcheol wakes up again, the phone falling from his grip, hitting the carpeted floor. he jolts awake, sitting up to see you’re still gone.

‘babe?’ he calls out to a silent apartment. he tries your name next to no answer. he’s worried now — a growing anxiety fills his chest as he rushes out of bed.

‘baby?’ he checks the bathrooms first. then the other bedroom. the kitchen next. and as he’s walking across the living room, he sees your silhouette on the couch.

he rushes over, turning on the lamp behind you as a soft orange hue illuminates the room and your face along with it. you look awful. the colour’s drained from your face and your hair’s all matted — sticking to your forehead, and somehow you’re sweating and shivering all at once.

‘what the..’ he brings the back of his hand to your forehead, gently pressing it to your skin. he checks your cheeks next, and finally your throbbing neck ‘you’re burning!’

‘why didn’t you wake me up!’

‘you have schedule’ you mumble as he frowns, getting upset.

‘that doesn’t matter. don’t do that again’ he scolds, immediately softening his tone when you let out a weak cough.

‘have you taken your temperature yet?’ you nod, turning your head to the digital thermometer sitting on the table.

‘okay. let me take it again’ he gives the thermometer a shake before wiping it down.

you open your mouth as he places it under your tongue seeing the temperature rise till it finally stops at a worrying 101°F.

‘hmmn..’ he chews on his lower lip ‘we’ll keep an eye on it’

what felt warm a second ago is now cold as you shiver, feeling a sudden chill. seungcheol pulls the blanket up, tucking in your sweaty body tighter.

‘what about medicine? did you take anything?’ his one hand now tenderly stroking your hair as you shake your head no.

you had tried but looking for medicine was a pretty heavy ask when the room was spinning with every step so you decided to just lie down instead.

‘okay!’ he gets up with a determined sigh, any sleepiness long gone. now seungcheol’s in complete caretaker mode with his only objective to make you feel better.

through the haze of the fever, you can hear him pottering around, moving from room to room — there are sounds of water being poured and drawers being opened, rummaged through, and shut.

he returns around 5 minutes later, hands full.

‘you need to take medicine, okay? wait, baby, have you eaten?’ you shake your head again.

‘no, you need to eat something first’

‘i’m too tired’

he insists on something small, disappearing into the kitchen and coming back with a pack of biscuits — not the good kind, but the boring digestive ones that will fill you up a little more.

‘come on, let’s sit up’ you groan, feeling the room spin as he helps you up.

‘two biscuits. that’s it. open’

you open your mouth letting him feed it to you.

‘bite’ and you do — crumbs falling on your blanket which he promptly brushes away. ‘one more bite’ and you follow the instructions till two are done and dusted away.

‘one more’

‘i already had two!’

‘and now we’ll have one more’

you groan a no.

‘come on. just one more. for me’ you let him have his way, too tired to fight, falling back down immediately as you take the last bite.

‘now medicine’ he pulls you back up, handing over a pill and glass of water as you take it through half-shut eyes, resting against his body for a second.

‘good job. now we can lie down again'

after you're tucked back in, he sits on the floor next to you, wringing and then bringing a cool damp cloth to your burning forehead.

'that feels nice' it does. like a cool breeze on a hot day.

'yeah? good' he smiles, one hand gently stroking your hair back.

‘go to sleep’ you mumble ‘i’ll be fine. thank you’

‘i’ll sleep once you do’ he says firmly, hand still on your hair.

you're still dizzy but the steady strokes of seungcheol’s hand on you is a constant comfort. it takes around 10 minutes till you’re asleep.

he finally gets up, kissing his fingers and then planting that kiss to your forehead.

he heads into the bedroom, grabbing his stuff to come lay down on the floor beside you.

it’s 3:07 am when seungcheol falls back asleep, making sure he’s right where he belongs — next to you.

A little please!

calm down please

Felix x Reader: Felix Felicis

Summary: You always thought Lee Felix from Hufflepuff hated you cause he avoided you. But he is a literal sunshine, according to people? So what happens when you get paired up for potions.

A/n: To the person who drew me in and then I became a STAY. Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE FELIX. My comfort person, whose voice notes and videos have brought me comfort on tough days. The person who is the literal ball of sunshine. My emotional support! MAY YOU GET JUST AS MUCH AS YOU KEEP GIVING!!! Happy Birthday my love!!

W/c: 2.1k

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"For the last time Ms L/n, I will NOT allow anybody switching partners without a reason" Professor Snape muttered, and you walked away in defeat from your 3rd and last attempt. 

"Remind me, Why do you even want to change partners?" Seungmin  asked and you rolled your eye. "Cause the guy is strange, I think he hates me!" You said as you made your way to your seats. "Him? He literally talks to everyone, is friends with everyone" He said looking equally bored. "Dude goes out of his way to avoid me, Meanie " you said exasperated, also using the nickname he hates, but you call it anyway cause he is a Meanie. "Maybe he's still afraid of you?" Seungmin  suggested. "Dude, it was in the 2nd year and the quaffle went right past him, it didn't even hit him. And, I said sorry" you pointed out. You thought back to the years back to that day you were in 2nd year and were practicing quidditch your 1st month as the Keeper of the team. You remember how you had difflected the quaffle with your broom but the Chasers couldn't catch it and it went straight towards the ground, Lee Felix of Hufflepuff was passing and the quaffle went right past him, missing him by a few inches and onto the ground. You quickly rushed his way and apologized and asked if he was okay, but he ran away. Come to think of it, it was since then that he had started avoiding you, going to an extent to which, that he even stopped in his tracks and missed a complete stair as it was moving because you were in it. If you pass the same corridor he doesn't even look your way. All these time you've had so many classes together and he has never sat beside you. You remember that one time, the only empty seat was beside you and he forced his friend Jisung out of the bench and took a seat there as Jisung sat beside you with a shy smile. The guy has always gone out of his way to avoid you. 

"Are you seriously still thinking about him?" Seungmin  poked you on the side with his wand and asked and you shook your head, but he knew better. "Don't you have a match to plan Captain? Focus on that!" He said. "Fuck here he comes" you said and the freckled boy walked into the class scanning it and giving a smile as soon as his eyes settled on you and your eyes met. A shy smile, damn he's cute, you thought and scolded yourself. "Hey I'm Felix" he said, almost confusing you. "Y/n L/n" you said, smiling awkwardly. He sat beside you, much shockingly Felix spoke to you on his own throughout the class about the assignment and notes that you both exchanged. 

You both were trying to decide the potion you wanted to work on. "Amortentia" (love potion) he had suggested. "Well I've overheard a lot of pairs brewing that and it's common. Cheesy too" you said and the two of you chuckled, "why don't we go for Felix Felixis" (liquid luck) you suggested, you missed the pink that immediately dusted his cheeks as he had made the smart remark. "Wow! You're really smart" he said in wonder. "It's nothing. I'm not" you said and shrugged. Later when you were leaving you saw Seungmin  looking at you teasingly. "What?" You asked. "It's nothing~ I'm not~" he sang. "I DO. NOT  SOUND. LIKE. THAT" you said glaring at him. "If that helps you sleep at night loser" he said and walked further into the dungeon towards his common room as you walked back towards the stairs. 

You failed to notice the way Felix sighed as Jisung quirked his eyebrows at him. 

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"Why do I have to meet my partner at the same time as you?" Seungmin asked again. "I swear you never listen to me, do you?" You spoke. "I wouldn't say never" he said. "That's so Slytherin of you, Meanie" you teased. "Don't make me hex you” he said, but you knew he didn’t mean it. “Anyways Felix and Jisung are friends and I know him a bit too, so it’ll be less awkward for all of us. Besides the guy is a bit scared of you” you shrugged. “They’re scared of me” Seungmin smiled “Sweet” he added and you smacked him with the book in hand. 

“Hey Jisung! Felix!” you chirped when you noticed them outside the library and waved. The four of you took a sat in a corner. Felix opposite to you and Seungmin beside you. “I saw this book we could use, I randomly found it while I was searching for something for my charms homework” you said. “You remember the name?” Felix asked and you nodded your head without turning it. “Nerd” you heard the remark in Seungmin’s voice and you glared back at him. You four or at least Jisung, Felix and you had a good time. You helped then figure out that the Draught of Peace was a good choice for them. You figured out the sources you were going to use and planned to go to Hogsmeade the following weekend. He offered to go alone if you had practice and would be too tired but you insisted to go together. 

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“Hey” Felix greeted you as he passed your table in the morning. You smiled and greeted a “Good Morning” when your senior and Vice-captain of Quidditch, Lee Minho slid beside you and stated in awe. “He speaks to you now?”. You nodded you head and told him how you were paired up with him for potions. “I don’t understand, he seems fine now, so why did he avoid me for this long? Is he acting?” you said. “It’s Lee Felix that’s impossible” you heard Seungmin say and he slid onto your table from his. “Good Morning, Meanie” you chirped. “Yeah” he said and continued eating. “But seriously, I wonder if I should ask him” you wondered. “Why don’t you ask him when you go to buy the ingredients to Hogsmeade?” Seungmin suggested and you liked the idea. “Anyways, practice at 4 remember that” VP Minho said and walked away. 

“What else do we need?” Felix asked as he looked through the shelves of the corner shop. “Occamy eggshells?” you read out from the list and he walked to a specific shelf and grabbed a small amount. “I think this will do” he showed you, and you nodded. The two of you divided the price (Even though Felix suggested to pay the full as “You were all the brain?”) The two of you then decided to go to the Three Broomsticks for some butterbeer. You found out that only Felix’s Father is a wizard, he has two sisters and he is the middle child. Unfortunately, he and his younger sister were the only one with magical powers, but he loved them both. He told you stories of his childhood and you did the same. That was when you realised how pure of a person Lee Felix is, how true his smile is, how pretty his freckles are and how much you’ve started to like him over the time. You met up with Jisung and an annoyed Seungmin who said Jisung is way too chirpy for him, you smacked him with your hand as you assured Jisung you loved his company. 

“You didn’t ask him?” Minho questioned as he passed you the water bottle during the practice break. “Didn’t he walk you to the dorm last night?” he asked with a smirk. “Lord yes! Were you spying?” you asked. “No but I was having my corridor rounds and I happened to see the two of you *Cough* hug” he said. “Why are you talking like it obscene?” you asked. “My girl! A Ravenclaw and a Hufflepuff is scandalous” he said and signaled that the break is over as all of you boarded the brooms and the game restarted. “Seonghwa! Move it” you said to the guy who was almost hit by the bludger yet again.  

“It was so fun doing this assignment with you” you said as you stirred the potion, it was the final day when Professor Snape would test your potion and you will hand in your research. “Yeah, it was fun,” he said, mirroring your smile. The past 2 weeks were so different, apart from classes and practice you looked forward to seeing Felix. You often hung out with him and Jisung in the study hall as Meanie often tagged along and they both were fun. Minho had a field day teasing you about "the way he looks at you like a lost puppy" or "how he blushes like a poppy when you call his name" which you have never seen so you assume it's his imagination. 

"Well see you during study hall today" he said as he packed his bags. "Okay! Professor said that he'd put up the grades on the board so Meanie will check it and I'll let you know" you said and you joined him on your way to the door. "Btw felix can I ask you something?" You said and he looked and nodded. 

"Why did you avoid me..um.. Before this? Like you used to go out of your way in avoiding me?" You asked chuckling to try and sound unserious. But Felix froze, he immediately mumbled an 'I have to go' and took off. 

You went to practice not realising what happened but when he never turned up at study hall, you were concerned. The next morning you found him on his table, but he took off picking up a sandwich, the moment he entered. So you caught on to Jisung, as he was passing and found out Felix was by the black lake. You stomped to the lake where he was sitting with his griffindore friends. "Walk with me" you said looking at him. He gulped and stood up and nodded then excused himself as he followed you to a distance. 

"I don't know whats going on! But if I made you uncomfortable then I'm sorry but please don't do this I can't handle this- I really-" you were interrupted by Minho's voice and you yelled "2 minutes!". "Y/n I-" he started but you spike up instead, "no, let me speak, I really like you Lee Felix and I thought we kinda could've had something going on. I don't know- Yes I'm coming" you saud as you heard Minho call your name again. "You know were up against Griffindore, and you have friends there. But if- if you feel the same, wear our colors" you said and walked away. 

"You know the field is on tight schedule now! It's the quidditch season" he said dramatically. "Oh I know. I needed to do it okay" you saud and the two of you rushed. 

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You were double nervous today, the captain of Griffindore, Choi Seungcheol was a really good beater but you were extra tensed.

"It's gonna be fine" Minho said, patting your shoulder. On signal all the players flew out. You found Felix on one of the balconies, with Jisung and Hyunjin, his friends. He was still in Hufflepuff colors and your heart started sinking. However, suddenly his eyes met yours and he swept out his wand and seemed like the revelio spell, his attire changed to your house colors and his pretty cheeks fancied paint strokes of your house colors!! Minho cheered and whispered "now lets win this game and look cool infront of your boyfriend. You blushed and said "let's do this guys"

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Felix gasped everytime you stepped infront of the Quaffle and difflected it. He noticed the way you winced when the Quaffle ones hit ine of your shoulder as you missed and made a mental note to check on it afte the game.

"Wow!" Good save by L/n, tge announcer Boo Seungkwan's voice echoed through the grounds. "What that?! The seekers are on move the snitch has been spotten. Lee Minho is hot on its tail as the Gryffindor seeker Choi Soobin is right behind him. And oh! Lee Minho caught the snitch! Ravenclaw Wins this game. What a successful game for the Captain Y/n L/n! Good job everyone!” Seungkwan ended the match. Felix rushed down as you took your victory lap. You flew down and were immediately engulfed in a hug. "I like you too! Oh lord! I like you so damn much I might love you. Fuck. I was so scared you're you, popular player and I thought you'd never notice and I-" you pushed him away and grabbed his neck and slammed your lips to his, shutting his rabling. You pulled away to hear an uproar of cheers immediately spread. 

"Lee Felix! You're so mine now!" You said.

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"you both are such losers, I almost spiked your pumpkin juices with your A graded potion" Meanie grumbled and you both laughed.

"we got an A?" He asked and you nodded. "This calls for a double celebration then" he said giggling.

Masterlist

Soonie is literally so cute our lil horangi!!!

❍ the 2k event: hoshi + silly

alternative title: the morality of silly string

pairing: hoshi x gn!reader

genre: non-idol au, established relationship, crack, fluff

word count: 1018

warnings: none

event taglist (send ask to be added): @slytherinshua @rubywonu @pepperonijem @amxlia-stars @weird-bookworm @hannyoontify @my-moarmy-heart @suminsfav @minhui896 @haocovr @lockburn-castle @sweet-like-caramel @horanghae8 @graybaeismytae @karionice @hopetiger10 @etherealyoungk

"Are you really sure that Jeonghan will be okay with us spraying his entire house in silly string?"

"Of course not!" Soonyoung chirps, cheerfully. "He's gonna hate us for it."

You blink. "Wait, what? Soonyoung, I agreed because I thought that Jeonghan asked you to do this for him!"

Earlier that day, your boyfriend had woken you up with a grin and a kiss and asked if you wanted to come out and buy tens of cans of silly string with him. 

"It's for Jeonghan's house," Soonyoung had explained. "I'm thinking at least thirty. Maybe even fifty cans, if we wanna fully cover his entire house." 

You'd blinked. "Does Jeonghan want this?"

Soonyoung had grinned, waving his hands. "Of course he does! You know those weird moods that he gets in. He'd love his house covered in silly string."

Now, he laughs at your mildly annoyed face as you help him carry the bags of cans back home. 

"Soonyoung. Babe. Are you telling me you lied to me?"

Soonyoung just laughs harder. "I can't believe you believed me! You normally see right through my lies."

You roll your eyes as your boyfriend continues to cackle maniacally, before eventually nudging him to get him to stop when the passersby start giving the two of you more and more suspicious looks. 

"You're still gonna help though, right?" Soonyoung asks once his laughter dies down. 

"Hmm… I dunno…"

"No! Y/N, please please please help me," he begs, and he tries to clasp his hands together before remembering the plastic bags in his hands, and resorts to giving you the biggest, saddest pleading eyes that he can muster. "Do it for me! Please please please!"

You look at him for a long moment before your face melts into a smile. "Well, maybe I do secretly want to silly string Jeonghan's house, deep down. It'll be the perfect form of payback for when he broke into our house during the night and toilet papered all our furniture for April Fool's this year."

"Oh yeah!" Soonyoung frowned at the memory. "That sucked. It took ages to unwrap the fridge, too. I was starving the entire time."

You nod your head resolutely. "This can be our revenge. Let's go, Soonyoung. Let's do it tonight."

"Aw, yes!"

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"Are you sure we should be doing this? What if he gets really mad?"

Soonyoung stares at you in disbelief. "Y/N," he says. "We're at his house already. Are you seriously backing out now?"

It's the middle of the night, and you and Soonyoung are hiding behind a couple of cars parked on the street, peering over the bonnets to look at Jeonghan's house. The windows are all dark, and you're sure that Jeonghan is probably in bed right now, oblivious to the chaos that Soonyoung is hell-bent on bringing to him. 

You, however, are having second thoughts. 

"How are we gonna explain this? He's gonna be so mad. He's gonna get back at us for this, you know. What if he breaks into our apartment again as payback? And, I dunno, turns all our clocks three hours forward?"

"Um." Soonyoung's lips twitch. "That's a pretty tiresome way to get payback. I don't think Jeonghan would do that."

"You never know," you hiss back. "Jeonghan is petty as hell. He could do anything."

Soonyoung nods, agreeing. "True."

You slap his arm. "Plus, this stuff isn't biodegradable! We're damaging our planet!"

"Uh, we bought the environmentally friendly silly string for that exact reason—"

"And how is he ever gonna get this off? Silly string is sticky as hell!"

"Babe, I said that that was kinda the point—"

"And also!" You wring your hands together. "What if he finds out that we did this to his house? He's literally in there right now, he could open his curtains and see us!"

"We'll explain this as early Halloween decorations. Say we accidentally got our calendar mixed up."

"That's not gonna help explain ourselves!" you protest. 

Soonyoung shrugs. "Well, we're not gonna have to explain ourselves if we work fast and get out of here quickly."

His message is clear, for you to hurry up and stop talking, but you ignore it with a frown. 

"This feels wrong. I think this is a bad idea."

"Babe, are you really going to talk about the moral nature of silly stringing your friend's house?" Soonyoung asks, tilting his head. "Because I'm pretty sure it's not moral, but it's not immoral either."

"Yeah, it's just stupid!"

"I'm glad you agree!" Soonyoung grins, and gives you a kiss to the top of your head before jumping up, cans in hand. "I'm gonna go do his porch. You can sit here and worry your pretty little head off, or you can help me, babe. It's up to you."

And with that, he scurries away, and you're torn between being annoyed (endeared) by his behaviour and giggling at his words. 

You settle for glaring at his silhouette instead, lips twitching slightly at the hilarious sight that is Soonyoung darting from one car to another, leaping over the fence and hiding behind bushes, rolling down the pathway before getting to the porch. 

He's so weird. 

God, you love him so much. 

That's how you end up gradually creeping out from the side of the car, opening Jeonghan's front gate and slowly crunching your way down his gravel pathway until you're right next to him.

"Hey. Y/N."

You look at Soonyoung, prepared to tell him that you're gonna dump all the blame on him the second Jeonghan spots you two, but your boyfriend is grinning at you, all bright and adoring as he stops in the middle of silly stringing Jeonghan's porch, and you pause. 

He leans in and kisses you quickly. "I love you."

You roll your eyes. "You're just saying that to get me to help you silly string his house, aren't you?"

"Maybe. Is it working?"

"...Perhaps."

"Ha! I knew it, you can't resist me."

"Okay, nevermind, I'm not helping."

"No, wait! Sorry. I love you. Please help me."

"...You're lucky I love you too."