@spxcemuses

@spxcemuses

"Satan called, he wants his lips back. "

“ Hm, resulting to insults, are we? Well then. ” “ Sand called, it wants its grittiness back. ”

@crashedbyplane

@crashedbyplane

Lance's & Cindy's relationship summed up:

Lance: "I am the greatest spy😎"

Cindy:

Do you shit fire? Asking for a friend

Questions of filth (now literally)

“Well I can't just say that to the plumbers.” 

NOW CAN I GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?

@winters-club 💋🤘

“I wouldn't say lovely...more like interesting. Especially when her eye catching cowboy fiance showed up!”

the-eternal-fire​:

“I was the bridesmaid.”

“Then I’m sure it was a very lovely wedding.” She said through gritted teeth. 

Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

Yes please Kinker the better XXX