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“And people call me the chaotic one.”
NOW CAN I GET A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?
@winters-club 💋🤘
“You mean that giant purple ballsack hollering every nonsense obscenity he can come up with?”
“Place startin’ to look like the ad column of a lonely-hearts magazine. Everyone bein’ so cute and sharin’ their wants and likes. Quite adorable really.”
“Last time I went on two weeks of vacation after working non stop for DECADES, a fucking WAR broke out and none of them had the bright idea to ask for my help.”
“Now I want to go to a Halloween party. I have the perfect dress, yet something tells me Earth will be trashed while I'm gone. Because that golden midget, teeth fetish freak, frozen twink, mutant kangaroo, Russian grandpa and the always silent fucker can't do SHIT without me.”
The fuck was that.
Cindy immediately rekindled her inner fire as reassurance, whatever is about to go down, she was prepared. As always. Her wings itched to burst out, a sign that she was still had more than enough pent up charge of serious firepower if necessary.
There is a deep rumbling throughout hell.
There is only been a few times like this before
It can only mean one thing
Lucifer is fucking pissed.
“First the 'murder is bad don't do it'; okay then let me hop down to Hell and enjoy the change of scenery.”
“Then the basically 'sex is bad don't do it'; what happened to the so famous spirit of lust here??”
“Make up your fucking minds already or better yet; mind your own fucking business.”
Local cosmic entity utterly confused about the breeding craze
“Let me get this straight: I'm not. But if we have sex and you leave without aftercare, I will hunt you down and feed your intestines to you.”
“So instead of Thanksgiving, people in Hell just swear at the murderous turkey?”
“Cant't a sponsor or sugar daddy drop some earplugs? It's getting a bit loud here.”
“The James Bond villainess was right, somebody bludgeon this fucker to death already.”
When it's down to the wire
No one here can deny
That I'm b-b-b-b-bona fide!
Don't mind her staring intensely and appreciatively at those fingers. Face. Arms. The whole man.
He doesn’t consider himself much of a singer, but he oh so casually starts playing this song on his guitar.
“Oh I see an another contender for the best father of the year next to the fucker who attacked his own daughter.”
“Imagine being so sentimental you call your creations CHILDREN.”
“Every woman is the biggest slut when she seeks pleasure with other men or women but doesn't want to fuck you. ”
“ That ‘logic’ always checks out.”
Get them Darling!
“What taste I am; what kind of trend is this??”
“Instead: taste me and tell me.”
