It's Pride Month Baby~

It's pride month baby~

So, how does Batfam piss off the homophobes?

Dick: launches his drag career

Jason: kisses Roy

Tim: exists in canon

Damian: changes his cape colors

Duke: Your Fave Is Queer: A Slideshow

Cullen: blasts queer punk anthems

Stephanie: dyes her hair rainbow

Cassandra: dump garbage on their doorsteps

Barbara: publicly reads the story of Achilles

Harper: wears a tuxedo

Carrie: unveils new pronouns

Kate: dates their daughter

Alfred: speed-officiates a bunch of weddings

Selina: paints her claws with different flags

Bruce: donates to every queer charity

I take back what I said I can actually see how Talia and Battinson get together because that pathetic wet cat of a man is most definitely into people with more forceful personalities than him. He's a melodramatic mf and Talia is nothing if not a romantic so she has no issue keeping up with him. They angst about stuff together and then have dramatic fights across rooftops or gardens or something while proclaiming their "forbidden love" and calling each other nicknames that make everyone else gag. They write long, lengthy poems about each other's beauty and moral codes and the indescribable (they spend thirteen pages describing it) pull they feel towards each other and their forbidden attraction. The only difference is that Talia reads hers out to him lovingly and Battinson stutters through his, is beet red and can't look her in the eye. She thinks it's adorable. They're so in love it's sickening. They're literal Morticia and Gomez variants

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Ohmigod. There's only four chapters of this so far, but it's the best fic I've read in a while. 10/10 recommend

Proud but angry

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