:))

:))

Once upon a time, during a mission with team Minato...

Kakashi got chakra exhaustion (again) and broke both his legs because of a fight with enemy nins.

Rin was too tired to properly heal them and Minato-sensei were trusting them to work together on their own to go back to Konoha as he finishes the job.

Kakashi completely refuses to be transported, and Rin is too weak and tired to deal with him. And honestly, Obito doesn't have to patience to deal with that brat of a pomeranian child-

Wait...

Obito : Rin, hold him down. Keep him from moving away.

Rin : huh ? Um okay...?

Kakashi : What the fuck you think you're doing you failure of an Uchiha ?!

So Rin sit on the boys lap (making sure to not harm Kakashi's with her weight) as he rage on and on... She also uses a bit of chakra hold both his wrists with one hand and the other to hold one shoulder to keep his back straight. After Rin got a good grip of the wiggling Hakate, Obito kneel behind him, back to back, and grab the back of the weird armour ? Clothing ? That form a cross with a circle on the middle both on Kakashi's chest and back (you know the thing if you've saw kid Kakashi). He pulls it far enough for what he has to do to but not so much he would choke Kakashi or damage the armour cloth. With some (a lot of) difficulty, he now is also wearing the armour cloth. At the same time as Kakashi.

And he is know on his back.

Like a backpack.

Rin couldn't keep in her snort and giggles as she watch the annoyed Uchiha and shocked to silence and immobility Hakate.

It's to this scene that Minato comes back too. He too couldn't keep the snort and giggles in.

When Kakashi finally breaks out of his shock, it's already too late, Obito is now using chakra to keep him stuck on his back, much to his despair. Obito is way to tired and annoyed to mock him, but the badly restrained giggles of both Rin and their Sensei are more than enough to humiliate him.

This is how team Minato comes back to Konoha, the guards blinking at the scene : the jonin instructor and only kunoichi and medic of the team barely keeping it together from laughing their asses off, Obito Uchiha looking like an actual Uchiha in his constant annoyed grumpy face and the last Hakate, hiding his burning red face behind his hands as he transported like a puppy in a harness backpack.

How embarrassing for this poor little chunin...

That was the talk of the village for years to comes, too the growing horror of Kakashi.

Let's hope for him that this story becomes forgotten completely, so that his future anbus teammates (specially a certain kouhai) and cute little genins never ever learn this humiliation. ;)))

Y. E. S. They are married old men. I love them so much T^T

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

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YES YES. OMG IT FITS PERFECTLY IN MY AU OMG-

Kid Kakashi : *looking confused at Gai and Obito because what is going on. Ps, he's blushing so hard right now* ???

Gai and Obito : *completely and absolutely oblivious* >:D

Rin : *has an idea of what the deal is but isn't sure so doesn't say anything*

Genma and Ebisu : *know but can't be bothered to do anything about it*

Minato : *trying so hard to not laugh*

Choza : *sighing exhausted at the drama, too old and tired for this shit*

Kushina : ... I'm telling them.

Mikoto : Don't you fucking dare. This is too hilarious for you to tell them.

Kushina : omg you're so right !

Mikoto : I usually am.

Sakumo in the pure world : *resisting the urge to fight the shinegami just to punt those two little brat trying to court his baby wolf pup*

Dai, also in the pure world : *holding Sakumo's back, trying to calm him down, because one of those two brats is his son !*

Uhhh random hatake au in which challenging a hatake to a fight three times in a row/clashing with them three times insinuates you wish to court them, and so Kakashi spends the majority of his life mentally screaming because these people might not know it but in the eyes of the Hatake they're all attempting to court him? help??

Ok so...

Why I've I put Namikaze as Feral...

I just thought it'd be funny. :)

The name sound a lot like kamikaze, and I thought "hey, what if", so voilà !

The "We're so good that we literally cannot die even when it a suicide mission." Type of clan lol.

Annoy the living shit of the Hyugan, Uchiha and Hakate but they don't say shit because the Namikaze are so eager and sweet and happy and so so obvious it sickeningly adorable-

Making them sad is literally a crime in Konoha.

They are perfect little angels.

Yes that child Namikaze did infact absolutely exterminate an entire squadron entirely on their own without any weapons nor jutsu. Yes they did tear those bodies apart with their bare teeth and ate some human meat raw, directly form the dead bodies.

But looks at them.

Their are absolutely adorable and have absolutely no fucking idea of how powerful they are and how must terrifying their being.

They're an angel, really.

(and the other Villages don't know what to feel about That so they Don't. Touch. That with anything at all)

(and yes I'm talking about Namikaze Minato :D)