[Ahsoka Emerges From The Ship]

[Ahsoka emerges from the ship]

Ahsoka: Hello. I am Master Skywalker’s pada-

Anakin: The hell you are dressed like that!

Ahsoka, offended: Excuse m-

Anakin: Yeah! What the hell were they thinking sending a what? 12?

Ahsoka: 14.

Anakin: A 14 year old in something like that?!

Ahsoka: I picked it out myself!

Anakin: I don’t care if Yoda dressed you, you are not on this karking BATTLEFIELD with nothing to protect you.

Ahsoka: …oh…

Anakin: Yeah. Did you really expect me to slut shame? Kirff, I’d be out here in a tube top and a mini skirt if I could.

Ahsoka: Please no.

Anakin: [grabs shiny armour and puts it on her]

Anakin: There. All safe.

Ahsoka: I can’t walk!

Anakin: Even better to stay the hell out of our way.

Ahsoka: [Angry Tog Noises]

So I was watching a Martin Mystery episode known as Eternal Christmas and this man named Clifford(yes really) just wanted one Christmas where everything was perfect and broke a snow globe. He became the ruler of the Christmas town. He goes crazy and, when all is said and done, he gets sucked up back into the globes with the trees, fake snow, houses, etc. in the final moments of the episode with the globe repaired, Clifford is seen in the globe tending to the tree and smiling happily and waves at the camera.

I don’t know why I like this idea so much. Maybe it’s him finally able to live where he can have a perfect Christmas? Maybe it’s the comeuppance and redemption? Maybe it’s just the ‘normal human gets dragged into things beyond imagination and are not only fine with it but permanently altered as a result’ trope. It’s just really nice and makes me smile.

My Frankenstein! (Anakin Skywalker Parody)

I’m standing here before my idol

Been your devoted, your disciple

This moment played in my imagination

About a hundred thousand times

And all the trademarks that defined you

I must have built a trillion shrines to

It’s kinda crazy you can still amaze me

I’ve seen it all so many times

Like, oh Palpatine

You know that moment in that speech

When you spoke your nice life, to preach.

Well, you made me feel so reached

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your love gave me life

Like lightning and thunder

Oh, the world can feel like a storm

And my battleship is the eye

Your face on every wall

Keeping me alive

That was then and this is now!

So what do I say?

So what do I say…?

I know too much now, I can't see you

The same Palpatine who I was drawn to

Your evil games are driving me insane for

Ever thinking I could trust you!

Cause now I found out you’re a Sith.

What is my life without that dear myth?

It’s kinda messed up, I feel like a breakup

Except it’s all your fault, not mine!

’Cause oh my Palpatine

Why'd you have to let me see

The other side of you, that screen?

Now I can’t see past my canteen.

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your love saved my life

Like shelter and water

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your reign’s crumbling down

Like stone and mortar

You’re my Frankenstein…

It’s me. I’m characters.

i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”

*September 1st on Tumblr*

So I had a Roleplay idea and i don’t know if someone would wanna play Regina for this idea but here goes nothing:

You know how we don’t see Graham ever again once he dies, just vague mentions? What if, when the group went to Hades, Regina was confronted with him, but he’s not completely…himself. He’s zombie-ish, slow walking, his movement stagnant at best. It’s because he was Incomplete at his moment of death, his heart being away from him so long that when he died, it didn’t reunite with him in death.

She is faced with not only the man she graped without the g but the reason he’s suffering so much in death is her fault as well.

An idea to add to this is he can’t be too far from a certain spot like a bench or chair because it keeps his soul grounded til he can be whole again.