This Has No Context Other Than 'I Watched Starship Troopers And Liked This Interaction' (` )

This has no context other than 'I watched starship troopers and liked this interaction' ┐(‘～` )┌

What do you mean, this isn’t how the Cell Games happened? 🤔😂

lmaooo

I was messing around with CHAI, an app to make and mess around with peoples chat bots and i found a vaati bot and i'd just like to say

amazing conversation starter-

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THIS

Ok ok, i have no idea what this movie is

And I am not Italian

But as a Maltese child, if you wanted to watch cartoons and you didn't have cable it's gonna be Italian

So let me attempt to translate-

Feel free to correct me if I get stuff wrong

I can deduce that it's like home alone but Italian

Basically these guys are trying to steal stuff from the hotel goers

The kid answers and they're like

"hi can we come in?"

And the kid goes

"my parents aren't here"

"but we're the cleaners"

The kid says something I don't understand and closes the door

Next they try to pretend to be a girl

The kid basically tells them to go away bcus he's watching dragon ball

And then that-

TL:DR home alone but make it Italian