THIS

THIS

Ok ok, i have no idea what this movie is

And I am not Italian

But as a Maltese child, if you wanted to watch cartoons and you didn't have cable it's gonna be Italian

So let me attempt to translate-

Feel free to correct me if I get stuff wrong

I can deduce that it's like home alone but Italian

Basically these guys are trying to steal stuff from the hotel goers

The kid answers and they're like

"hi can we come in?"

And the kid goes

"my parents aren't here"

"but we're the cleaners"

The kid says something I don't understand and closes the door

Next they try to pretend to be a girl

The kid basically tells them to go away bcus he's watching dragon ball

And then that-

TL:DR home alone but make it Italian

Weird lil sketch

Alice going super Saiyan ready to beat the absolute shit out of peter

Yes

It's finally time....

1K FOLLOWERS SPECIAL MAID EVENT!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

I cannot thank you guys enough for the support, so here's a long awaited art event for y'all!

THE SAIYAN MAID CAFE!

Want to order in the café? Here's what you need to do...

What is the Saiyan maid café?

It's a café where (almost) every Saiyan in Dragon ball work at, dressed up as maids! Why? WHY NOT???

How do I order?

Send me an ask with a menu item, and the Saiyan you'd like to have as your waiter! Some menu items have additional instructions, continue reading to learn about them.

Also, feel free to add some dialogue if you wish to talk to your waiter! Some would be happy to chat, but others might not be too friendly...

Here's an example of an ask:

I'd like a cup of coffee, served by Goku. "How's your day?"

Is there a limit to how many orders I can make?

Unfortunately, since I am only human, orders are limited to once per day per person.

What happens after I order?

I will draw a first person POV of you interacting with the requested Saiyan delivering your food.

Here's the menu!

Magic Smoothie: Your requested Saiyan will cast a spell to make your drink taste better

Love omelette: You can ask your requested Saiyan to write a message to you with ketchup

Special dish: Your requested Saiyan will whip up a personal special dish outside of the menu

Additional information

Of course, it can't be a Saiyan cafe without some friendly competition. All the saiyans are split into teams of five to six, and the group that collectively receive the most requests at the end of the week will receive a reward.

Though, it's more a reward for y'all than them 🤣 the following week, the most popular group members will each receive special art of them, plus special art of them on my Twitter 😏

One request is equal to one point! But if you really want YOUR group to win, you can tip $3 to my Kofi to give that group 10 POINTS!! You can make five tips a day.

Not only that, you will also receive a bust line art of your Saiyan of choice! With every $3, you will receive a different pose and you can request for any saiyan you want! Here is an example of how it will look like:

When does this event start?

It starts when I announce the teams! For now, feel free to make preorders! It will count as your first-day order. Remember, only one order per person!

The event will last a week, so make sure to participate or you'll lose out!

And that is more of less all you need to know! Send me a DM if you need more clarifications.

Knock-off zelda d&d campaign

alright so like a few years back i was planning a d&d campaign with a few friends and like- i wanted to shove in zelda characters without anybody noticing they all noticed- but i'd just like to show off my fine work-

Victor (totally not Vaati)

main villain of the campaign

certified lonely boi

he's ✨royalty✨

short tempered-

closeted pan sexual

Octavius (totally not Octavo)

neat freak

same colour scheme but he now has ✨short hair✨

generally chill dude

has a book collection

the party disintegrated his couch-

Gerald (totally not the green link)

Oldest of 5 brothers

has a dead wife and now an alcohol addiction-

certified dad

cries during romantic moments

has a cloak with a green gem button thingy hence the nickname green

Violet (totally not vio)

chill dude

basically green's therapist

always get's made fun of for having a girls name

second oldest of the five brothers

he want's to be a travelling scholar

same cloak thing with green but purple this time

Barrett (totally not blue)

another short tempered dude

is twins with our boy red

he's a stickler and won't do anything without getting payment in return

whines like a child

same cloak thing but blue, hence the nickname blue

Ronan (totally not red)

emotional boyo

has a mini flower garden

tries to enjoy blue's presence but it always ends up in a fight

twins with blue

same cloak thingy but red, hence the nickname red

Salem (totally not shadow link)

left him for last but he's kinda like the middle child

he doesn't really have any of the features the rest of the brothers have which basically leads him to think he was adopted but their parents aren't around so no one knows

the brothers legit thought he was dead for the longest time just to find him working for Victor

yeah Salem was dying but Victor saved him but now both their souls are bound to a single object a hair brush

so uuuuh feel free to do with that information as you please-

This has no context other than 'I watched starship troopers and liked this interaction' ┐(‘～` )┌

i'm not like other girl's i'm- unique everyone is unique no one is like other girls the other girls aren't like other girls if you're reading this you are special have a nice day :>