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just found out an ex-friend had stolen my credit card 🫢

So uh

I was trying to listen to some weird core edit audios on YouTube, and I encountered this ad for cars:

THAT LONG TO PROMOTE YOUR CAR BRAND!?!? W H A T

but like ..... i mean like ..... you knw... like ... maybe .... jst maybe ....

only if I could put my thoughts into words.

I need to kiss more girls.

I need to vent ..

to love or not..

animated one of funnywes’ videos, her voicework below:

edit: made another animation featuring wes again :) [x]

NOT SOME GIRL GETTING JEALOUS OVER JAMIE WHO IS SHE IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY WHO IS SHEIWKWKWNWWNWJWJ IM JUST A FAN

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

It's literally fucking 3:07 in the morning and I'm still awake wtf

OMG-

I FOUND HIM!

you've really done it this time moodboard

you've really done it this time (bakudeku)

Of course. It’s just Deku’s luck that he embarrasses himself in the middle of a fight and gets hit by some villain’s random quirk.

Thank fuck that Katsuki was there to back him, but something about his injury doesn’t feel right...

Geez, why do his nipples hurt so much??

a.k.a. the fic where midoriya izuku manages to get blasted with a fucking lactation quirk

Rise of The Guardians Incorrect Quotes

Jack: What does “take out” mean? Sandy: Food. North: Dating. Bunny: Murder. Tooth: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Bunny: Sandy is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods. Jack: Yes. North: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me. Sandy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed- Jack: What truce? Bunny: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone. Tooth: Wait, I'm a choir kid! Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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Jack: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Tooth: .... North: ..... Sandy: ...... Bunny: ..Who? Jack: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Bunny*

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Sandy: You're a lying piece of shit! Bunny: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Tooth: I'm leaving and I'm taking North with me! Jack, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

WTF???? THIS AD SAYS CHOOSE A GENDER THEN IT SHOWS AN ALIEN OR BABY YODA IM FUCKKKKK KAJSKSKSNDJDJKD

imagine cutting me off and I didn’t even noticed.

- boop noses :D

- except Sir. C

( ouch..)

- I'm just looking for fun in these " big noses " xD

Mom: *Watching a show in which a dirty joke has just been cracked* her laughing

Me: *Trying not to laugh because I'm not supposed to know what it means*

If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?