Rewatching The Zabuza And Haku Episodes Every Few Months Is What Keeps Me From Falling Apart At The Seams,

Rewatching the Zabuza and Haku episodes every few months is what keeps me from falling apart at the seams, actually.

I like playing this fun little game where I use Orochimaru as an excuse every time I want to merge two characters without making things terribly OOC.

Kisame and Itachi? 0% chance of them having a kid. They’d never. But if Orochimaru wanted to make a nice lil sharingan-wielding vessel for himself? A little backsy upsy incase Sasuke is Sasukeing a little too close to the sun? Mmm. 

Sims Lovestruck Review: 100/10 soley for the ability to make eggplant Madara and catfish Izuna

Bonus bc I'm easily entertained:

Floaty Fugaku

Nothing more heartbreaking than realizing I could have slipped in a birthday chapter for Sasuke mid-fic for his birthday had I realized it was coming just a bit earlier

Me, adding toy shark teeth to my cart: ItsforShizumaItsforShizumaItsforShizuma

Listen. The scene was horribly tragic in retrospect and all but.

Something about the moment in the Itachi vs Sasuke final fight when Itachi stretches out his arms and yells "You have my spare eyes!" just never fails to hit me as a. Oh yeah, that's an older sibling trying to scare the sh_t out of his younger sibling moment. I don't know what it is but it just. Has such strong "I'm gonna getcha!" energy to me.