Princessofwhiteshadows - The Princess Of White Shadows

That sounds like something you'd say when you are trying to justify stabbing someone in the back.

"Dude that's just what newborns look like; they're always a bit squished right after birth... Now hush and congratulate me already. But do it quietly, alright? She's nearly asleep."

“Buddy. Friend… dearest companion… that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.”

Text:

The grave robber is a creature that is not dangerous in itself. Even when attacked they rarely fight humans.It is a common restless spirit in the eastern parts that is still trapped in its (dead) body. This spirit is looking for a place to rest - a grave of its own.

To achieve this they usually break into cemeteries or other burial places and attempt to take another's grave. This makes them immensely dangerous to have roaming the countryside since their search unavoidably unleashes other undead spirits who could be decidedly more harmful.

The font is called Herman Decanus and was created by Andreas Höfeld.

I saw a piece of toast in a cage at the zoo. When I asked the keeper why it was there, he said it was bread in captivity.

NATIONAL TELL A JOKE DAY!

Tell a joke, tag some friends!

"I want to be clear here, Mr. Mouse. You want to divorce your wife because she is insane?"

*Mickey voice* "Aha! No, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

@camotherogue @creativelym3 @missstar489 @colonelpancakes @the-feral-gremlin @babe-ruthless87 @ladyflautist @undead-bi-dinosaur @princessofwhiteshadows @merakiaes

Cornley Christmas Chaos

Event Info:

Welcome to Cornley Christmas Chaos, a prompt based Fic Challenge revolving around The Goes Wrong-universe. Chaos is not a necessary ingredient in the fics themselves, but since it’s about the Cornley Crew it felt like an appropriate event name.

Useful Links:

Tumblr:

• 2024 Event Prompt List (TBA) • 2024 Event Timeline

AO3:

• Cornley Christmas Chaos - AO3 Parent Collection • Cornley Christmas Chaos 2024 - AO3 Collection • How do I add a work to a collection? If the collection does not appear in the list, please put CornleyChristmasChaos2024 in the box and your work should be added.

Guidelines:

• Your fic should be inspired by at least one of the prompts from this year’s prompt list. • Mention which prompt(s) are included in your fics. This can be done in the summary, in the tagging, in an author’s note, or somewhere else. • Write as much or as little as you want to. Whether it be a drabble, or a 100k longfic, we just want more fics to enjoy! • There will be no rules regarding which ratings are allowed, but please rate and tag accordingly. Especially if your fic includes heavier topics. • Please tag Cornley Christmas Chaos 2024 or mention @CornleyChristmasChaos in your tumblr posts if you wish to be reblogged.