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Professor Ramses

Creepy weirdo & weird creep who loves media where bad things happen to good people

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I Seldom Witness Such Genius. You Should Be VERY Proud Of Yourself.

I seldom witness such genius. You should be VERY proud of yourself.

The immeasurable disappointment that there's not an app called HONKR for clown hook-ups.

Imagine: the clowns join, but all of them just keep matching with this scraggly, wet raccoon of a person named Cesare. It's incredibly rude to judge a clown by their cover, but this one doesn't look like they'd be very good at balloon animal jousting. The clowns agree to the dates anyway.

STOP! Hammer time.

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1 year ago

Something I don't see anyone mentioning is that, if you pay attention to the camera angles in the scene where Lila attacks the Bob look-a-like in Tender Treats, you'll notice that Ignacio literally lives down the street from Skid and Lila.


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1 year ago

Volume 4 of Spooky Month headcanons

Lucky's real name is Eugene. (It means born lucky)

Kevin's last name is Kane.

Mr. Wonder's first name is Ernest.

Roy has a great singing voice. Most people are surprised when they first hear it since it's almost completely different from his speaking voice.

Mr Clown is actually bald and wears a wig.

Ross gets carsick really easily.

Susie doesn't just stream her art but also takes commissions and sometimes gets carried away while working on them.

The lower half of Moloch's body is a snake tail that ends in a rattle that's covered in stone, like his hands.


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1 year ago

I think he's saying the uncle was just a crook who hired the thieves but then Pelo decided to flesh out Roy so he became the creep he is in the final version

(from The Viewable-for-all Patreon Stuff)

(from the viewable-for-all Patreon stuff)

Absolutely boggling to me that the Thieves were originally connected to Roy's uncle... I am so glad Pelo decided not to go for that, it would have made them WAY worse by association


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1 year ago

Fair enough. My thought process was based on my episode order theory with Frank and Roy being more co-stars with the boys rather than being the genuine villains of their respective episodes.

Since there's still one or two villains we haven't met yet, there are good odds that episode 6 will introduce them to some extent. We should definitely be on the look out for any red flags with any new characters in the next installment.

I mean there's a chance we do know all the villains we're gonna have though, Frank, Roy, the spider, Skid's dad + cult, Mr Clown, the Candy Dealer, we've got 5 episodes left and lore than enough antagonists to fill each

But yeah it's still good to take note of any new characters, every character that isn't an Easter egg/background character has come back at some point


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1 year ago

The real issue is actually the Happy Fella show, because if it was just dolls I could buy it as a local thing, but the presence of a show implies this at least reaches farther than one relatively small town in Arizona. The cult's operations are (as far as we know) solely localized in Frighden (pardon the use of HCs) so why they would use a seemingly wide spread brand is beyond me. Unless they're trying to reach out farther for some special reason.

Sometimes I wonder about the company producing happy fellas, like, does the cult have someone on the inside to convert the dolls into vessels or is the whole thing in the cult's pocket. assuming it's the same company that makes the show, then it's the latter because HF's bangs are perfectly placed to cover any forehead holes as we see with skull illustration in the ARG journal/tome. Have you ever thought about this? If so, what's your current opinion.

When I first saw the happy Fella dolls in Unwanted Guest I assume that they were made by the cult, I'm not sure honestly, the dolls are a really interesting part of the lore though


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