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Professor Ramses

Creepy weirdo & weird creep who loves media where bad things happen to good people

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This Is Money Cat. He Only Appears Every 1,383,986,917,198,001 Posts. If You Repost This In 30 Seconds

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8 months ago

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@crossover-enthusiast, @woomy-wormy, @thatguywhodoesstuff

So who is ready to crash a streaming site through sheer numbers this october 18 watching The Edge of Sleep? WE ARE.

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8 months ago
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8 months ago

Great job, bestie!

Sm Inktober Day 1: Alternate Costumes For Skid N Pump! They Swapped Themes :)

sm inktober day 1: alternate costumes for skid n pump! they swapped themes :)

(ill be doing a mix of traditional and digital + various levels of complexity this month for my sanity lol. we'll see how this goes!)


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 8 (final bout)

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

Out final match-up for the first round.

I think what happens here is that one day Grace gets home and mentions a scandalous encounter with a scrappy, college age faux-greaser offering to carry her books. Come a few days later, Karen encounters Ethan at a grocery store and he overs to help her reach something at the back of a tall shelf and when she gets a good look at him, she realizes he's the same guy Grace mentioned and it's on.


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8 months ago

Theorizing on the TADC episode 3 trailer

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

Screenshots I presume take place before the adventure of the day.

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

Some early parts of the adventure in what I believe is chronological order. I fully expect that little ghost to grow a giant toothy maw and that's what scares Pomni. Gangle is also still happy as they enter

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

The second segment of the adventure, which also highlights the interesting part of this episode's premise. Pomni spends an adventure which requires critical thinking and problem solving stuck with the most mentally damaged player in the circus.

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

I think this sequence plays out with Pomni and Kinger falling out the chute on the left and finding the gun with the remains of Mr. Mildenhall.

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

In these first two images we see messed up Jax and Zooble heads on the left of the individual images, which, combined with the Pomni head from the wackywatch and its wonky eyes, makes me think the head in the right image is representative of Kinger, hence Pomni's shock.

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

I think this pillow fort isn't in the actual circus, but an illusion of the manor, intended to lure Kinger in.

Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer
Theorizing On The TADC Episode 3 Trailer

What I believe are sequential shots from the climax where Martha possesses Pomni only to be taken out by the vacuum cleaner Jax found/brought (along with one of Kinger's eyes).

Sadly, I don't have the image space left in the post to talk about Zooble's therapy subplot, but it seems simple enough, Caine approaches them when they decline another adventure, he puts them in therapy, they both struggle to navigate the conversation and Caine ultimately comes to some ill thought out conclusion.


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8 months ago

reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 7

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

The setup I'm sensing here is that one of Richie body pillows has somehow Rube-Goldberged its way across town into the possession of Mr. Davidson, who is currently using it to practice confessing his deepest wish to Carol. Meanwhile, Richie does increasingly stupid shit in an effort to locate the stray body pillow and by pure chance stumbles in on Ken practicing his confession and it's on.


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 6

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

This is one of the setups I actually thought about in advance. One day, Ema is tending to her weed, when Ziggy tells her there's a lawyer at the edge of the farm. When she gets there she's met by Gary Goldstein, attorney at law, he's there to serve her a lawsuit from an anti-marijuana group that just established a branch in Hachetfield. Ema takes the papers but spiteful pulls the manure-woodchipper trick on Gary, spraying him with shit. Unfortunately, Gary was wearing a brand new expensive suit and he's seeing red. He undoes his tie, wraps it around his head and it's on.


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 5

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

Alright, so, Alice realizes it's almost father's day and decides to get a present for her dad, so she goes to...I don't know, Gift Zone and sees this little poster in the window for something she know Bill would love, she walks in and asks the obnoxious teen behind the counter about it and it turns out they only have one left, but then Barry, who's been waiting for a while for a line to clear, he also wants one, he wants to use it as an apology gift to make things right with his ex-wife Hellen. But Alice doesn't care and just like that, it's on.


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8 months ago

Alright, since the spooky month is upon us, I wanted to share a Mammon thought.

Now, it goes without saying that Mammon’s whole animal motif is a spider, which is evident in his full demon form (which admittedly also has scant earwig features) and the heavy usage of webs throughout his theater. Well, recently I saw a post (which I unfortunately can’t find) which posited an alternative animal motif for the King of Greed: a tick.

Now, as much as I love Mammon being a clown-spider, that idea struck a cord with me and I think him being a tick is also rather fitting thematically:

Mammon has an insatiable desire to accrue more wealth like how ticks greedily engorge themselves on blood until they’re fit to burst.

Mammon finds up and coming stars to cling on to and profit off of much like how ticks search for hosts to live on, both of which comes at the brand’s face/host’s expense and wellbeing.

I honestly feel like you could draw parallels to the design of Mammon’s full demon form and what an engorged tick looks like. Large lower body, eight sharp legs, and a disproportionately small head (this is more pronounced on ticks, all things considered).

Ticks are a type of arachnid, so even if Mammon isn’t one you can draw a sort of connection.

All of this said, given he’s an ancient demonic being, it’s just as possibly he id a chimeric list of different arthropods, which would line up pretty well with Bee being a demonic fox/bee and Ozzie having the heads of a r and a bull on top of his obvious rooster traits.

Now, none of this is meant as a condemnation of Mammon, if anything I’m just running with a random idea that I just think adds some interesting layers to his design and how it fits thematically with the sin he embodies.

I guess what I’m trying to say is this:

Vampire Mammon

Yeah, I think that, all things considered, Mammon isn't any one thing, he very intentionally has elements of spider, tick, and earwig.

As for him being a vampire, I raise you this: You know that idea you mentioned that Mammon has the ability of tearing out souls and manifesting them as physical coins? What if he uses his teeth to drain to soul and then it trickles out of his fangs and congeals into a coin?

Another idea is that he has vampiric powers to do with electricity, since it's his element. He can sink his teeth into anything with a charge and drain it into himself.

I think I actually like the second idea more, but I'll leave both of them here, just cause.

Have fun with these, everyone 8}


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8 months ago

A bit different from my typical asks, but here’s a Hatchetfield idea that came to me during class.

Okay, so basically, an interaction I would like to see is Peter going to Ted for dating advice and revealing his crush on Steph. Naturally, Ted is his usual self and starts busting Pete’s balls… but then it dawns on him, Pete genuinely likes this girl and is actually coming to him for brotherly advice. It takes a minute to collect himself, but Ted thinks back on his past conquests, his repeated attempts at starting legitimate relationships, Jenny… and when he finally sort out his thoughts, he actually manages to muster up some sound advice and words of encouragement for his brother.

Honestly, this scenario could go any number of ways, but I keep coming back to the cruelly ironic idea that Ted, despite helping Peter, can’t take his own advice and falls back on his usual tendencies.

I’m sure other people have had the same/similar ideas, but I just thought I’d share my take on the matter.

Really like he idea that Ted, on some level, knows that his usual lessons and techniques aren't healthy, but still uses them.

I think this is because Ted doesn't consider himself worthy of happiness, even if he doesn't know the whole truth about Jenny, he still considers it his fault, so he punishes himself. In his own words from TGWDLM, he refuses to be happy.

Another thing that might play a role in this is Ted's religious beliefs, I'm serious. Ted is a Presbyterian and takes his religion at least seriously enough to refuse to die in another denomination's church. I know this was probably written as a joke, as in "haha, the horny asshole cares about religious minutia", but it's really interesting to me.

I almost wonder if Ted is trying to redeem himself in some roundabout way. His projection onto Bill in that infamous rant, the fact that in Black Friday he spends his last moments trying to bring some small comfort to Peter and Charlotte, the two people he cares about the most. There's something there, a want to do something good, and also a fear of making things worse again.

As you can probably tell, I ponder Ted a lot, and I really hope we see more of his relationship with Pete in the future.

I know most of this wasn't about the ask, but I just wanted to get some of these thoughts out.


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8 months ago
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OKAY HERE ME OUT

Not your seed animatic except instead of Alice and bill

It’s Pete and Ted

@ me in it if u make one


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 4

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

This is easily the hardest scenario I've had to come up with so far, but here goes. Dan is covering a the opening of a highly anticipated high-end establishment and interviewing people in the area about it, he starts interviewing Ruth but she misunderstands something he says and think she's been invited to dinner there by a mystery admirer, Dan makes the mistake of trying to clear up the misunderstanding which sends Ruth into a blind rage and it's on.


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 3

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

Alright, the setup here is that, Sam needs something to get Charlotte off his back for a bit, so he thinks "I'll go to toy zone and get a crappy pink teddy bear to shut her up" an he picks one discounted bear out, but then at the counter Lex tells him the discount expired and the discount price tag should've been taken off, so Sam storms into Frank's office demanding they sell him the bear at the discounted price. Frank turns him down, Sam pulls out his gun...and realizes it's empty. He throws it Franks' way and it's on!


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8 months ago

hi, Paul

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8 months ago

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 2

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

The setup I'm getting here is that, Ted is in an off mood so calls in sick and spends all day in front of Inner Beauty Rhinoplasty trying to pick up every woman who goes in or out, but as one of the women is leaving and Ted puts on the Spankoffskit charm, Gerald also ducks out of the office to get some coffee and overhears Ted being gross, he goes "I'm not gonna let you treat my patients like that!", and just like that, it's on


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8 months ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Yep, I'm doing this, do your best to put biases aside an dig deep to answer who would win in a fight to the death between the randomly chosen combatants in a scenario to match the random match up

Round 1

Bout 1

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

So, Mayor Lauter has just banned a brand of highly controversial toys that Sherman already has a complete set of. A full recall is being carried out, but Sherman isn't letting his collectibles go. He holds up in the Young mansion in a stand off until Solomon himself goes down to the mansion to sort it out, he forcefully enters and as soon as Sherman sees him, it's on!


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8 months ago
Holy Fuckholy Fuckholy Fuckholy Fuckholy Fuck@crossover-enthusiast, @spookyscaryskidnpumpholy Fuckholy

holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck @crossover-enthusiast, @spookyscaryskidnpump holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck


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8 months ago
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9 months ago

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (7)

Yellow Jacket

Angela going hard in the opening number

Webby wants to cheer up Hannah and her first instinct is to pull some Robin Williams Genie shit

On that note, Webby is an eldritch being yet struggles to grasp that teens have poor emotional control

Eddie Chiplucky, we talk a lot about him, but it's not enough

Going by Bruno and that other staff member, I like to think the entire staff of the Roller-rama are Dylans

Jeff's announcer

Pokey having the most anime-ass self insert OC while acting like he's classy

Charles, might actually be my favorite Hachetfield villain


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