I Feel Like The Homelander Is Transfem

I feel like the homelander is transfem

All his problems would go away if he let himself experiment with his gender

the people have spoken

Only for pride month tho, like a corporation july 1st i'm changing back

Should i change my pfp to him

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

Bruce, Batman and Brucie are actually three different people. This is not one of those magic shenanigans where he gets split in a bunch of core personality parts. It's like triplets or something. Alfred is the only one that knows about it.

The Batman triplet of them was the one that saw their parents die so he became Batman. He sleeps during the day and has no social skills and speaks basically only in grunts and is mean to everyone, even when he doesn't mean it.

Bruce is the one that saw himself in Dick because of the orphan thing and saw his brother in him too because he knows how Batman got after their deaths. So he brings Dick home and tries to be a good parent but Batman keeps fucking shit up so they have a talk and Batman tries to be a bit better. (He goes back to being a bitch when he worries too much)

Brucie has the unhealthiest coping mechanism of them all (crazy i know), as your usual rich person, he makes himself dumber and sexual, hooks up and dates anyone, loves making scandals. But he is smart, out of the three of them he is the one that deals with WE and makes the deals and treats all the pr shit. He usually helps Batman more than he helps Bruce, since he feels like his personality isn't good for the kids so he lives in the last floor of WE. Like those rich apartment floors.

I think the only way the kids would figure it out would be either:

- Tim already knows but maybe doesn't tell anyone.

- Cass figures it out but also maybe doesn't tell anyone and bonds with Tim over it.

- When Batman "dies", Bruce is still there as is Brucie (making public appearances), because they find out after the fam knows.

So i looked at my bio and it says "professional procrastinator"

At the time that i wrote it i didn't know i had audhd so uh thats the answer ig

Also still unmedicated cause insurance doesn't cover it 👍

Somehow Lady Gaga is only 38, meaning she’s probably the same age (or similar) as Ethoslab. I’d like to present a new theory