Ive Already Gotten A Smile On The New Phone And I Have Almost 550 Tabs (I Counted) Left On My Old One

Ive already gotten a smile on the new phone and I have almost 550 tabs (I counted) left on my old one

AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

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smart switch doesn't automatically open the same tabs on the new device that were open on the old device

now I have to individually open each tab on my new phone

I have hundreds of tab groups let alone tabs how am I supposed to do this

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

smart switch doesn't automatically open the same tabs on the new device that were open on the old device

now I have to individually open each tab on my new phone

I have hundreds of tab groups let alone tabs how am I supposed to do this

My phone: time to water the plants :D

The sky: this seems like the perfect moment for a TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR

Me: why did the chicken cross the road?

Mom: because that dude 2 streets over never fixed his fence

me: well the answer was "to attack my front spokes" but that explains where the chicken came from :(

Rando: you're really living with a vampire by choice?

Mc: look do you know how much rent costs here? $0, that's how much. I just have to feed him once a week and it's free.

codywan pirate au but the pirates aren't a well known terrifying crew of fierce warriors, theyre barely considered muggers by the naval forces.

They've never killed anyone, they save people being attacked by other pirates, they just want your money.

When navy General kenobi gets captured he asks them what they're doing wandering around the ocean and pirate captain Cody is like

Do you know just how many illegitimate children my father had? If I didn't become a pirate I wouldn't be able to feed them all. Especially since he has a legitimate son now and no longer provides money to the rest of us. That b*stard is a duke and my brothers are starving.

And obi wan is like

I'll pay your bills. It'll piss off my grandpa.