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My favorite part about Technoblade is how much of a fucking enigma he is. He spent 9 months farming virtual potatoes in a block game, and the time he spent on it per day was longer most people's work days. He's shy and socially awkward but nobody dares to say anything against him because if he really wanted to kill you there is absolutely nothing you could do to stop it. On the spectrum of "trying" he's a zigzag. He's taken off his shirt on stream on multiple occasions. He's an anarchist(???) and yet possibly has the most millionaire viewers. His avatar is a pig in a crown and somehow the fandom looked at it and went "your skin looks gnc af" and I can only possibly imagine him replying "youre insane". He's literally just vibing except when he's not. All of his branding is stolen but it works because he made it his and now I literally can't associate The Blood God or the "Subscribe to ___" meme with anything else. Every word that comes out of his mouth is the most relatable thing I've ever heard. He's possibly the only dsmp member that refuses to stream on twitch bc YouTube is his Brand. I look up to Technoblade like the amature baseball player in a coming of age movie looks up to the poster of Jackie Robinson hung on his wall.

Technoblade my beloved (ft. Steve)

Parenting 101

They are great parental figures–

i hate to say it, but some of you think the only kind of power someone can have in the dream smp is resources/pvp skills and that just doesn't work out when

1) dream smp was literally a fucking political drama when it started out (and therefore involves power in more than just one axis/category. a notable category, and the one most often overlooked, is the sociopolitical category (aka socially))

2) people don't seem to realize that you can be weak in one area and not be weak in another

anyway what i'm saying is c!technoblade has little to no power if we're talking about this sociopolitically which is why c!schlatt, someone with little to no resources and pvp skills but tremendous amounts of sociopolitical power, can pressure c!technoblade into killing tubbo.

people who say that c!technoblade never gets repercussions or consequences narratively are not only wrong, but also just wants to see him suffer physically either so they can make torture porn fanwork or get that sick kind of satisfaction from seeing someone hurt.

or i guess you guys are just weird as hell because c!ranboo has no sociopolitical power (he gets put under peer pressure a lot) until recently when he marries c!tubbo and joins the syndicate and you all seem to understand that even though he grinds for resources and has OP weapons he's still not the most powerful person on the server & you can make angst out of whatever he does

and, like, c!techno gets fucked over, lmao. he just doesn't get fucked over in the way you all seem to think is the Only Way anyone can get narrative consequences. literally tell your faves to get better at minecraft if you want to see techno beaten physically / resource wise so badly.

no but the way sad-ist used technos ‘treat others as they treat you’ speech and turned it on its head to show how it rings true for tubbo; techno executed tubbo during the first festival and tubbo is treating him with the same level of kindness.