Hey Guys? Remember How Wilbur Did His Radio Voice In The Hybrids SMP During The Egg Watch? Well I Propose

Hey guys? Remember how Wilbur did his Radio voice in the Hybrids SMP during the Egg watch? Well I propose that we make an au where Wilbur is a radio host in a small town called L’Manberg.

Except the town is all supernatural.

No one is normal. Everyone is supernatural in some way.

Wilbur is Eldritch, Tommy is an air spirit, Tubbo is a siren and has water powers (Ianite), Phil is an angel boi, Techno is a demon, Jack is a Fire Spirit, Eret and Foolish are gods, Fundy is a kitsune, and Ranboo is just C!Ranboo.

George is a nature spirit, Sapnap is also a fire spirit, Bad is a demon, Skeppy is a gemanoid creature, and XD is a god that acts more like a cat than an actual god. Everyone is Supernatural.

Except Dream.

Dream is human. He just likes practicing Necromancy. He isn’t evil. He just does Necromancy.

This au is just Welcome to Night Vale format to be honest. It’s just that. We now have radio show host Wilbur just casually talking about the supernatural things that happen in the town like its Sunday news.

There is no angst here. The most we get is like Dream accidentally sending Tommy to the Shadow Realm but even then Tommy comes out fine with a woman and accidentally became the leader of the Shadow Realm People. Somehow.

Have two prompts from the Discord.

(Wilbur: Hello everyone, and welcome to the L'Radio. Today, we would like to remind you to please stay away from the egg. Don’t mind the vines that our growing around. Our exterminators are promptly burning them as quick as possible. And if you do see the egg then please. Run. Just run as fast you can. 

We will also like to remind you to please go and not mind the skeletons that lurk around Dream’s house. It’s just him practicing necromancy again. But silly Dream. You’re doing it wrong! You do the loop after the incantation, not before the incantation! 

And now the weather.)

(Wilbur: Welcome back to the L'Radio, today. We have a special guest here. And this guest today is Dream Wataken. Take it away Dream! 

 Dream: Wilbur what the fuck you said that you wanted to go and show me how to do necromancy correctly not to go and be in your weird eldritch radio show! 

 Wilbur: I am teaching you how to do necromancy correctly. It’s just that now we first have to show you how you do it wrong. Then I can show you how to do it correctly. We will also go and show everyone how to go and kill a god. 

 Dream: WILBUR IF YOU KILL XD I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR NE- 

 Wilbur: And now for the weather.)

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Hey jumping in to tell y’all newbies who have recently ventured to this hellsite, plz don’t tag your technoblade related posts “techno”! “technoblade” and “mcyt techno” are fine but the word techno is the name of a type of music and aesthetic kinda thing. You guys are intruding on their tag when ya do that.

So just think before ya tag something, there’s a lot of small communities on this site and we need to give them their own space. Plz don’t make us look like assholes again. Thx <3

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me hearing phil gonna try out Tumblr and I'm sitting here like good for him! but at the same time, the trickling of dread down my spine is very apparent.