Serious Question, Tommy Definitely Says Make Love Right? Like He Fucks, 100%. But He Also Makes Love,

serious question, tommy definitely says “make love” right? like he fucks, 100%. but he also makes love, you know?

Pike: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my crew presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Detmer: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Detmer: *placing a pot on Pauls's head* A thot in a pot

Paul:

Paul: *getting up from his seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna find your body, you little fu-

Paul: I'm at loss for words.

Hugh: Despite being at loss for words, Paul proceeded to yell at the crew for 45 minutes.

Micheal: Why are you smiling?

Paul: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Tilly: Liutenant Tyler tripped and fell in the cafeteria

*on leave*

Grey: Paul, where are you?

Paul: On my way home from the store, why?

Grey: You took me to the store with you.

Paul:

Paul: Shit.