MC Cant Play The Flute): (obey Me)

MC can’t play the flute): (obey me)

It is me again posting at ungodly hours mua ha ha. As always i’m sorry for any grammatical mistake i am only human, ok?? Also forgive me for i am a lover of soft Lucifer w MC, HE IS SOFT WITH THEM I JUST KNOW IT, OK??? Only God can judge me u_u

Whose idea was to give MC a flute and tell them they could play???

1st.

➙ Poor man can’t take a break. If it isn’t Mammon it’s Satan and Belphie, if it isn’t them it’s Diavolo or Mephisto. If it’s not one of the mentioned above it’s you. It had to be you. He has already come to terms and has surrendered to his destiny surrounded by morons, some more lovely than others but morons at the end of the day. You’re part of the black list. ➙ Anyways, he couldn’t care less about who bought you what. He only mildly cares because he’s in charge of the house finances (or so he tells himself that). One day, a bill arrived at his desk. It was a small purchase, harmless even.

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Tired | Obey me angst | Burnt out MC AU

PLEASE READ: THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER DRAFT THAT I MADE. IM PLANNING TO TAKE A BREAK. 

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okay this is more or less directed towards my feelings. And yes im going to be diagnosed soon because my angst is kind of concerning at this point. 

summary: burnt out mc leaves the Devildom with no warning

warnings: self-indulgent, burnt out feelings, guilt and depression(?), half-venting (kinda on my part)

                           Playing: Moral of the Story by Ashe

                                              ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

and while you’re at it, check my spotify! 

The Devildom was fun. For a while. But the studies and your personal problems began closing in on you. It’s as if it was a trap. You never wanted to be in the same boat with them. Dealing with their problems while also dealing with yours can be tiring. Depressing. It makes you think late into the night. How can you solve all of this while receiving no damage towards your mental and physical health? You thought of this one hard. Yet nothing could slip through the cracks. You had to face them head on, with nothing to protect you. Not even the brothers were aiding you in this war yet they made it with their own hands. It was pathetic, really. They were provoking these problems, but they cower in fear whenever they face with the consequences. How stupid can they be? To use a mortal as their shield was a coward move. But wasn’t it the only thing they can do? They were terrified. Cut them some slack. It’s brutal. Trying to make everything alright while also dealing with the thoughts in your head. You were stable. You were. A sigh left your lips as you flip the dusty pages of a book. Just leave it alone, MC. They never cared. They never cared for you. They never cared if you felt as if you were only a trump card to their succession. You were treated as if you were a doll. Always played with then thrown away. It hurt you. It was like a toxic relationship that breaks apart once you finally try to pry open the brother’s good side. It was certainly something. The once sweet brothers, now held hate in their eyes. Their open hands now closed, their fists clenched. You wanted a break. You deserved it, no? As you stare at the luggage that once helped you bring your items to this Hell, you knew it would help you bring your items to leave this realm. 

   The Devildom was quiet. Really, quiet.  Too quiet. No laughter. No screams. No pain. Nothing. Only the occasional pen scribbling from Lucifer, or the footsteps from Mammon in the halls. They all knew what they were thinking. “Where is MC?” Well, let me answer them for you. Gone. You were gone. No where in site. Pain struck them as they began looking for you. And yet, no clue or trace to be found. You knew it was wrong. To leave. But, wouldn’t it be better to just leave completely than stay? They never wanted you there in the first place. They hated you. They never wanted you. They didn’t love you. But as you held your tears in your once warm home, you held your heart. As a pained smile masked you, you thought to yourself. You may have left them completely, MC, but did they truly leave you?

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Okay i left for like an entire month. And I’m sorry for that. But I was taking care of myself. I felt really low in that period of time. But I’m feeling better now! I still plan to write more stories, but my posts will be slowed. Originally, I planned to make this a full on story, but I decided to make it a draft or an idea for some others to take and use. 

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@auspiciouscat, @sxgar-milk  @savagemickey03 @wassupcampers , @assuconu , @mymy16068 , @kittyspit-blog

Dared (Brothers + Side Characters minus Luke)

(slight Lesson 45 spoilers)

Content: crack, slightly suggestive

Context: After you get your sorcerer's license while studying as Solomon's apprentice, you are now an accomplished sorcerer and pact master, and as such, you need to decipher some tomes for Solomon. You decided to take a break and went downstairs to make a trip to the kitchen and back, easy. However, the RAD student council president and vice president had other ideas.

AN: Based off of this animatic by @omnibread1 (aklsjlkasdj i loved it so much i had to write this 😭) this is also my first post after months of lurking around on obey me tumblr

Scenario: You were in your room, meticulously pouring over the several grimoires Solomon had lent you. Gingerly flipping an ancient-looking page about herbs, you hissed as the dry paper rubbed against your sore fingertips, the faded remnants of a curse still present on the book. It had been nearly four hours and you had only managed to decipher two chapters of text. You were glad Solomon had enchanted your reading glasses to translate the runes on the old sheets, otherwise you'd have taken DAYS. Your voice was constricted from not having spoken a word ever since you boarded yourself up in your room for the afternoon.

It was now six in the evening and you were at your wit's end. The House of Lamentation had been quiet for the most part; but now it was alive with the sounds of the brothers' various activities and bickering. Diavolo, Barbatos and the Purgatory Hall members had also come over for unofficial business, and their chorus of voices joined the clamour. "Dear God help me, your problem children are being problematic again-" You rubbed circles into your temples, sighing. Maybe you should be taking a break. After all, one can only translate runes for so many hours before going insane. You stood up, chucking your pencil at the bed as the chair legs screeched against the floor. You pushed past the door, walking down the stairs. Diavolo, Lucifer, Simeon and Barbatos were gathered around a table, discussing student council duties pertaining to the exchange program over glasses of Demonus, while Solomon, Asmo and Satan sat in armchairs, chatting away about things they had seen over the week. Mammon and Levi were playing Devil Kart, cursing each other every time one of them would fall behind. Belphie was surprisingly not asleep, but leaning against Beel with an amused expression on his face as he watched Mammon and Levi hurl creative insult after insult at each other. Beel was on his third cheeseburger, chatting with Luke, who was ranting about the latest baking fads.

You ignored the noise, passing through the living room to get to the kitchen and grab a glass of water. Your eyelids were heavy from staring at runes for so long, and you blinked several times as the light from the kitchen temporarily blinded you. You sighed again, hoping to finish up annotating the grimoires before dinner, snorting when you realized how much you sounded like Lucifer.

Speaking of the devil, as you headed back through the living room for the staircase, Lucifer had gotten up and was staggering towards you. Diavolo and Simeon cheered Lucifer on; apparently they had dared him to do...something. Weren't they supposed to be discussing business stuff a couple minutes ago? Even Barbatos seemed to have a sly grin as he watched Lucifer clumsily maneuver across the room to where you were standing. Were they all...drunk? Belphie and Satan had their phones out, recording potential Anti-Lucifer Club blackmail material.

Lucifer pushed you back against the wall, leaning forward to make a move. The force of your shoulders hitting the wall made your neck joint pop, releasing built-up tension and making the demon pause. A drunk Lucifer was a troublesome one to deal with, albeit endearing. You took advantage of his momentary confusion and grasped his hair, before promptly jerking his head backwards and putting distance between the two of you. A breathy moan escaped his mouth from the force of being tugged.

The entire room was dead silent, everyone staring in shock. You peered over the enchanted glasses to look into his crimson eyes. They were wide with surprise. An artful smile crept its way up your face.

"That's a little too close for comfort, don't you think, Mr. Morningstar?" You had meant for the words to come across as playful, but your unused voice sounded more tired and teasing than intended. The atmosphere immediately thickened, tendrils of excitement tension swirling around the room. The firstborn was rooted to the spot, unable to react. Your gaze softened, and you pulled Lucifer closer, fondly carding your fingers through the Avatar of Pride's raven locks. "I still have some work to do. I'll be with you all in a bit!" You said cheerfully, before pecking his forehead and turning on your heel to climb up the stairs, leaving the living room in stunned silence.

At least you'd finally get some peace and quiet for a while.

🍷 LUCIFART 🍷

What

He deadass froze the moment you yanked his head back in front of everybody

Somewhere in the back of his mind he made a mental note to punish you for creating such a spectacle

But the moment you peered over those gold-rimmed glasses of yours

ERROR: Lucifer.exe has crashed

SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT

How dare you

You just...reprimanded him? WHY did you look at him like that

WhEn did you get so assertive MC

Knees weak, arms heavy

He's supposed to be the sadist but he wouldn't mind pushing his ego aside if it meant you'd do this more often

Sorry Lucifer everyone's trying to blackmail you but this is kind of your problem now

Every time something pulls at his hair > Whether it's his coat when he takes it off > Or just his own horns getting caught in the thick locks > His face goes red from the memory it evokes > He cannot face anyone

The way you stared into his eyes and then. Smooched his blessed forehead. It stirred up something from the depths of the abyss that demons call Lucifer's heart.

Scared and aroused

Marriage. Now.

💸 MAMMOAN 💸

Was about to throw in the towel after losing to Levi in Devil Kart for nearly the third time in a row when he noticed how quiet the room had gotten

Turns around and sees Lucifer attempting to pin you to the wall

Opens mouth to protest when...

Okay now his mouth is just open from shock

WTF MC WHAT aRE YA DOING

Did he just see what he thought he saw-

Dies

SIMP ALERT SIMP ALERT PT. 2

Inner masochist is quaking and shaking

Please do that to him too 👉👈

Will absolutely buy you several pairs of glasses in the hopes of seeing you make that wildly hot gesture again

Would definitely try to bring the incident up at gatherings and parties if it weren't for the withering glare Lucifer would shoot him from across the room

Anyways please do that to him 👉👈

🎮 LEVI-cHaN 🎮

Nearly drops his fukin controller when he spots Lucifer trying to practically kabedon you

Hisses

UHHHH

We already know this man is into degradation and glasses

You are enabling his fantasies by doing this

Face goes red

When you do the glasses thing he can't even relate it to an anime he watched because he's too busy having a nosebleed

Just like Mammon, secretly wants you to do that to him too 👉👈

How he wishes he could've recorded your voice in that one moment

Is probably going to tweet about it from one of his alt accounts for DAYS

When he finally recovers from the sight

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO

Bribes Satan for the video clip of you handing Lucifer's ass to him

Will not post it anywhere, but rewatch it for hours on end

The sight of your inner meanie has him shivering

Do NOT ask him what he is watching on his D.D.D. he will be mortified

📖 STANLEY 📖

What - pt. 2

He wanted to go super saiyan the moment Lucifer touched you

But at the same time

He tried his hardest to not laugh

HIS LUNGS ARE GOING TO BURST

Is practically biting his sleeve, trying to muffle the demonic screeching

Clutched his rapidly tightening chest with his left arm that is conveniently not obstructed by a jacket sleeve

REFUSED to delete the video because: > One, Lucifer is acting like a total clutz > Two, YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK WITH THAT FACE

It's really easy to tell whenever he's looking at the video because his face goes red four seconds in

It's around the moment you look at his brother with your glasses doing "the thing"

Like a librarian

But hotter

He will fantasize about you as a hot librarian

Buys books with really small text on purpose so that whenever the two of you read together you have to use your glasses and honestly that's a win for him

💄 ASMHOEDEUS 💄

OHOHOHOHOHO

Is too riled up right now to notice that everyone else is also riled up

DAMN BAE YOU'RE GONNA AWAKEN THE HORNI MONSTER

MC, hon. DO THAT AGAIN.

Very jealous, wishing it was him instead of Lucifer

Squealing > Loudly

Hair pulling? YES???

And that dominant voice? DOUBLE YES???

How are you so attractive on accident

Will blackmail Satan for the video

Didn't care much for glasses until you just. MURDERED THE LOOK.

As Avatar of Lust you'd think he would be used to seeing such things

But when it comes to you suddenly it's the biggest breaking news

WHY DID YOU HIDE THIS SIDE OF YOU FROM HIM >:)

🍔 BEELZEBURGER 🍔

Chokes

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET AND INNOCENT?

WHAT IS THIS

Shot straight up, causing Belphie to fall over and accidentally post the video on Devilgram, exposing it to the entirety of the Devildom (MC if you have a billion more simps you know whose fault it is)

Mans so red his face is nearly steaming

Cannot comprehend why what you did is making him feel other things

Isn't hungry for food anymore

Just like Mammon, will take the initiative to get you to wear glasses more often

The sight of you looking so authoritative...satiates his appetite, to say in the least

Will never be able to look at you ever again without getting hot and bothered

Sometimes chuckles to himself when he remembers Lucifer's face

He hadn't seen his older brother so flustered since...

Wait

This was the first time...

BELPHIE HE'S GOING TO NEED THAT VIDEO

💤 BELPHEEHEE 💤

AWAKE

Lucifer, wh-

MC WHAT

He was sleepily taking a video because who would miss a chance to humiliate Lucifer

Not you, that's who

Why did you have to look so sexy though

Scared and aroused pt. 2

The look in your eyes will keep him wide awake for the next few days

Secretly thanks Diavolo for daring Lucifer to do...whatever he was supposed to do

Will you touch his hair like that

Please 👉👈

Oops...now it's all on Devilgram

Maybe people won't see it

But he's a celebrity literally everyone's going to see it

Meh as long as it makes his brother angry

Beel why do you want this video > "I mean it's understandable but don't you think we should get to keep MC's face to ourselves" > "Belphie you literally let eight million demons see MC's face" > "Okay...and your point is?"

"Mine >:3"

Will watch you while pretending to sleep in hopes of seeing the holy reenactment again

👑 DIAVOLORINO 👑

Haha go Lucifer you totally got this

Bet you can't show MC how smooth you are in front of everybody

Wait...

MC DID WHAT

He is FLOORED

HIS exchange student

PULLING HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN'S HAIR

LUCIFER MOVE I WANT MC TO TOUCH ME LIKE THAT "my lord...no"

shush barbatos do you not know an opportunity when you see one

You are so kind and calm most of the time

So THIS??? His imagiNATION is going CRAZY

MC u r coming with me rn

I can offer you riches, a palace, my love, affection, and these tiddies

haha no u don't have a choice

You make him forget that he's royalty sometimes

Visits to the Castle increase by 200%

🍵 BARBZ 🍵

SHOOK

M'lord

Are you sure giving Lucifer THAT specific dare is a good idea

Oh wait

It is indeed a good idea

How was this like the only thing he missed when looking into the timeline

Never mind that MC would you like to come over for tea? :)

No, he doesn't have ulterior motives. :)

Of course not, that would be very un-gentlemanly of him. :)

This man will forever remember the way you pulled the firstborn's hair so roughly

Part of the "Please Do That To Me Too" squad 👉👈

Of course, will not tell you this deletes timelines where you accidentally find out

Glass of Demonus is trembling in his hand as he struggles to maintain composure, calm smile wavering

If you touch his hair any time after the incident, his heart will flatline

Hello? Earth Hell to Barbatooos??

Huh he must be doing that freaky time travel stuff again

Repeatedly re-visits that specific moment in the timeline

Yes Lord Diavolo he does know an opportunity when he sees one

🖋️ SIMEONROLL 🖋️

DIO SANTO-

LUKE CLOSE YOUR EYES

Luci you lucky bas-

Sorry, that language is not befitting of an angel

MC he thought you were pure

He can sense the sheer amount of unholiness in the room *Inches away from Asmodeus' suffocating aura*

Dear Holy God he does not think he can base any TSL chapters off of this moment, despite how spicy

Come on, Christopher Peugot do it, Levi will absolutely go nuts

Oh dear it doesn't look like his friend will be recovering from this anytime soon

Totally doesn't resort to using the incident as blackmail to force Lucifer to hangout with him otherwise he will tell Michael

Considered taking a picture, before deciding he could get Satan or Belphegor to send him the video (that video has gone viral in the Celestial Realm too now; huh, wonder who was behind it)

Silently commends Lord Diavolo for putting Lucifer up to this

🌟 SOLOMON-STER 🌟

Damn MC

#betrayed #brocken

Hair pulling was his thing...y'know?

He'll forgive you though, only because you're his dear apprentice <3

But also because he is rapidly losing blood through his nose like Levi

Don't worry he'll survive he's immortal and has been through worse

"I've been alive for so long...is this the sight that will bring me to my end? I don't mind tho haha"

Jesus KNOWS he would divorce all of his 700 wives and 300 concubines if it meant he could marry you like rn

An unholy matrimony indeed :D

Will get possessive of you once he reads the room

MY apprentice >:)

He's literally a second Mammon

Secretly gets a kick out of knowing he's indirectly the reason MC looked so adorably tired and sexc

Will absolutely make you decipher more tomes with him if it means you'll wear those glasses more often

Maybe he can use this to blackmail Lucifer into making a pact with him

back again with more cat AU (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Obey me!Memes #130

Solomon in the kitchen with luke that one time:

— say you’ll stay (never be severed) when they have a nightmare you die ; title creds

lucifer knows it was just a dream. he knows it wasn’t real, assures himself it wasn’t and yet he allows his heart - still thundering in his chest - to guide his sharp strides and pound on your door. the sight of you, worry for him clear though sleepy and bleary eyed, is enough for lucifer’s knees to melt and he falls forward to embrace you, relieved sigh shuddering through the air next to your ear. it feels natural when your arms circle his torso, tight hold allowing him to sink further and push back the tears that welled in his eyes. for once, lucifer’s head isn’t in charge and he relishes in your touch as his heartbeat begins to slow until it thumps a steady rhythm of i love you, i love you. unknowingly, the words fall from his lips too, escaping from deep within. and it’s the certainty in your voice as you return the confession that finally convinces lucifer he had experienced nothing more than a bad dream.

mammon doesn’t wait, can’t wait. he scrambles to your room, familiar route suddenly lasting an eternity. his feet slap panickedly against the floor as he barges in with such urgency that the door swings open with a bang. the slam is loud enough to scare you awake, half jumping out of your skin. but you don’t have a moment spare to take in what’s happening before mammon wraps himself around you, head tucked into the crook of your neck as he gasps and chants, “you’re ok, you’re ok.” you bring your own arms up to envelope him, knowing not of his nightmare but of just how bravely he protects his family, from the fall to now. it’d be foolish to think he’s the second eldest for nothing. but right now, mammon trembles under your touch, one hand rubbing across his broad shoulders and the other finding its place in the foam of his hair. “i’m ok,” you whisper in return as the first tears hit your collarbone and seep into your skin, “and you are too. i’ve got you, mammon.”

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