Please Don't It'd Ruin The Fun

please don't it'd ruin the fun

plus i only took interest in werewolves last year but dragons did the job long before that; you can't escape it

The problem with being an abomination is that I can't really watch monster movies without having this concerning voice in the back of my head saying "I now pronounce you man and-!"

Oh to go back in time and stop young me from realizing werewolves are cool.

have we tried sexualizing the grotesque, my liege?

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

when the original artist likes my horny post about their art i feel weirdly exposed. like god peered down through the clouds at me while i was reading smut or smth. pretty funny tho

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

Finally getting back into reading and once again Robbie is just too cute for my own good, with Kelly adding oil to the fire. Gods help me