Thats Honestly A Really Good Theory

that’s honestly a really good theory…

it’s probably just me looking into it wayy more than i should have (probably just slight planning flaw) but that theory works really well

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

there’s a small part of all of them that they left at kamino that day , and they all remain there, together

Whatever you do, don’t think about how the last time they all saw each other (alive) was when they watched Kamino get destroyed

HAPPY LAST BAD BATCH EVE Y’ALL

I’m just going to leave this here…

my PERSONAL HEADCANON is that Shermie is an older brother of Stan and Ford and that baby in A Tale of Two Stan’s is just a kid that their mom was babysitting for a friend or something

few characters in the star-wars universe have glasses.

i mean tech is literally one of the only ones (might be the only main character even to my knowledge) to have glasses

so i looked it up

apparently this was intentional on george lucas part as he “didn’t want eyeglasses present in his films”

but screw that

it got me thinking how realistically a lot of characters probably do need glasses but just have never gone to an eyedoctor because they just don’t have one near them, it’s expensive, and they just never considered it

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40