My PERSONAL HEADCANON Is That Shermie Is An Older Brother Of Stan And Ford And That Baby In A Tale Of

my PERSONAL HEADCANON is that Shermie is an older brother of Stan and Ford and that baby in A Tale of Two Stan’s is just a kid that their mom was babysitting for a friend or something

few characters in the star-wars universe have glasses.

i mean tech is literally one of the only ones (might be the only main character even to my knowledge) to have glasses

so i looked it up

apparently this was intentional on george lucas part as he “didn’t want eyeglasses present in his films”

but screw that

it got me thinking how realistically a lot of characters probably do need glasses but just have never gone to an eyedoctor because they just don’t have one near them, it’s expensive, and they just never considered it

just realizing that logically Shermie HAS to be older than Stan and Ford because we only ever see the baby that is assumed to be Shermie when Stan gets kicked out which would be about 1972 so it’s basically impossible for Shermie to be born in 70 or 71 and then Dipper and Mabel’s dad to be born in the late 80s for them to exist….

even if we go “maybe they had REALLY young parents and grandparents” that would be REALLY young… like born 1971 has a kid at 14 in 1985 and that kid has a kid at 14 in 1999….. (not 100% IMPOSSIBLE but improbable)

so he HAS to be older than Stan and Ford which would mean there’s ANOTHER sibling?!?!

the possibility that this is just a plot hole is probably VERY high

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

i’m surprised i don’t see more in fics and such (as if i’ve read fanfiction in a while ha) where the clones accelerated aging is just kinda written out….

it’s honestly one of my least favorite things abt the clones is the fact that they all probably would be dead within 30-45 years of being “born” just from old age (but most probably just got killed before then)

like it would be easy to write out… like they were given stuff each year like a shot to keep their advanced aging until they were in their 20s or so (biologically)

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

ok so am i the only one who doesn’t really like animated characters appearing in live action? like nothing against the actors but to me their true “form” is as animated characters. like i just can’t 100% see them as the same person.