
(they/them), 21, really just here to share my hyperfixations, headcanons, and thoughts
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*deep Breath*
*deep breath*
MOTHER
W H Y DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DEEP IN THE RELIGIOUS BRAINWASHING THAT YOU CANT LET ME WEAR WHAR I WANT WITHOUT GIVING ME SHIT ABOUT IT??
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