Guys, Somebody Did A Red Dwarf/Thunderbirds Vid, And Now Frankly I Would Remortgage My House To Make

Guys, somebody did a Red Dwarf/Thunderbirds vid, and now frankly I would remortgage my house to make this crossover a reality.

Part way through writing a fanfic and the writers block is real. The fact that I've already posted 3 chapters and just cannot get past the block to write the next is stressing me out! Anyone got any tips to get past it?

Have I added a new chapter to my Red Dwarf fanfic recently? No.

Did I just get an idea for an entirely new one and really need to write that, as in physically need it to live? Yes. Yes I did.

Good lord someone fan me down.

Before the court of love, I stand accused, Guilty of adoring you with a heart laid bare. I confess to every infraction of affection.

I call forth the witnesses of my desolation: Ask the intimate sighs of the violin, The lonely walls that echo my secret passion, The wilted roses in my garden of yearning, The prose born from intense nights of longing.

Inquire of these eyes, red and sleepless, with want, Of this throbbing heart that beats a restless rhythm, Question the alley cat’s plaintive loving cries, The bird’s serenade at the break of day.

Let them all attest to the truth: You are the thief who has stolen my heart, The usurper who claimed my pen, The conqueror of my inner sanctum, Who crowned yourself upon my spirit’s throne, As ruler, judge, jury, and executioner.

Before your judgment, my body surrenders; I submit willingly to your decree, Placing the noose of your love around my neck.

And when asked to seal my fate, I write only your name, For it is you who has penned The final chapter of my sanity.

Someone on reddit made a Red Dwarf character quiz, and look who I got.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a full song version of this.

coming onto tumblr because the red dwarf fanbase is actually active on here heres a rimmer edit i did ages ago