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I love them both.
(I've been at work all day and need a fix. Of him.)
So ... they put him in a dress uniform. Then they put him in a green hat. Then they made him a cowboy. Then they put him in a suit.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING NAYLOR, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!
Excuse me sir, I am trying to focus.
Holy shit I feel famous!
Me, writing: I'm not great at the smut, can I interest you in some deprivation angst?
I want to dress like this and sit in his lap.
God created perfection and we stuck a H on him and called him a smeghead.
One day I will stop automatically reblogging my beautiful man topless.
Today is not that day.
Rimmer in every episode
S05E03 - Terrorform
How does he just keep getting more adorable?
Dave Lister: "You know that's right, I blacked out...and then spent two days in bed feeling like the living dead...no offence"
Arnold Rimmer-
PLEASE
Protect HIM AT ALL COSTS
Who'd be interested in reading random drabbles? I'm thinking Sephy's diary from when she first woke up on Red Dwarf, or maybe Timeslide Sephy's diary?
Yes, I know I should be writing Dimension Jump but honestly, I'm feeling the pressure.
There is an outtake from season 8 where Craig says, and I quote:
"I think you're gorgeous. I want to run naked through your underwear."
TO CHRIS!
Me, the first time I read a fanfic: okay, I'll just use incognito and, oh good, I don't have to type the whole sentence, Google has autofilled. Okay. So technically I didn't do this, Google did. immediately closes window as soon as someone walks by and burns upon reading.
Me now: Ten screens open, all on Rimster smut, completely unapologetic, will read on public transport.
First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳
Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏
Love seeing my boy all rumpled up.
Is this really a question? Does my reputation for being wholeheartedly in love with the worst/best character ever written not yet precede me?
Are there any fictional characters that you really wish you could have sex with?
I'm working on Dimension Jump right now guys, should be up sometime this evening. I know its been a while but I promise its worth it.
Dimension Jump guys, come and get it!
The problem with making the headcanon that Rimmer smells of sandalwood is that I can now no longer smell sandalwood without going feral.
I must now come with a warning that if you smell of sandalwood there is a high chance I will attempt to, at the very least, crawl into your lap.
JMC uniform, green uniform, red uniform.
Sigh
sorry I wasn’t listening I was too busy thinking about how pretty Rimmer is the early seasons.