Chris Barrie - Tumblr Posts
I mean ... did you have to tell me that? Was it necessary?
Someone needs to restrain this man before he causes physical injury (to my brain)
Look guys, in case I need to explain it ...
This is my husband
This is my puppy
And this is my obsession I keep locked in my basement
Listening to the audio book and pretending Chris is reading me a bedtime story.
WHY DID THIS COME UP ON MY RECOMMENDED AND WHY IS HE IN BED?!?!?!?!?
Chris Barrie would take out a restraining order against me.
if everyone you’ve ever had a crush on got sent a letter detailing everything you’ve ever thought about them, are you fucked?
Your post about Chris Barrie taking out a restraining order against you is so funny because I've seen the guy around so many times just in my town, and I'm never gonna be able to unthink that when I next see him 😭
It's funny because there's a part of me that would love to meet him, and there's a part that knows I can't because I would actually just rotate on the spot like a roomba with dodgy GPS, make a funny little squeaking noise and faint.
I want to dress like this and sit in his lap.
God created perfection and we stuck a H on him and called him a smeghead.
One day I will stop automatically reblogging my beautiful man topless.
Today is not that day.
Rimmer in every episode
S05E03 - Terrorform
How does he just keep getting more adorable?
Dave Lister: "You know that's right, I blacked out...and then spent two days in bed feeling like the living dead...no offence"
Arnold Rimmer-
PLEASE
Protect HIM AT ALL COSTS
There is an outtake from season 8 where Craig says, and I quote:
"I think you're gorgeous. I want to run naked through your underwear."
TO CHRIS!
Sitting outside my daughters ballet lesson, and this woman just said, "it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave." And honestly I felt that right down to my fucking toes.
Love seeing my boy all rumpled up.
Is this really a question? Does my reputation for being wholeheartedly in love with the worst/best character ever written not yet precede me?
Are there any fictional characters that you really wish you could have sex with?
JMC uniform, green uniform, red uniform.
Sigh
sorry I wasn’t listening I was too busy thinking about how pretty Rimmer is the early seasons.
I cannot act on my desires without opening myself up to a restraining order.
hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure
I don't have a problem what are you talking about I can stop anytime I want.
So, one of the partners at my work is leaving, my boss is starting to interview replacements and I've got everything crossed that he somehow manages to find a double in this backwater little town I live in.
