God Created Perfection And We Stuck A H On Him And Called Him A Smeghead.

God created perfection and we stuck a H on him and called him a smeghead.

Your post about Chris Barrie taking out a restraining order against you is so funny because I've seen the guy around so many times just in my town, and I'm never gonna be able to unthink that when I next see him 😭

It's funny because there's a part of me that would love to meet him, and there's a part that knows I can't because I would actually just rotate on the spot like a roomba with dodgy GPS, make a funny little squeaking noise and faint.

FOR GODS SAKE DONT LET HIM ON TUMBLR!!!

Followers! Don’t say I never bring you lovely things… 😊❤

I asked Chris if he wouldn’t mind saying hello to all of the Red Dwarf fans on Tumblr.

As expected, he was perplexed as to what it was but asked more about it. He was pleased that it meant there was yet another online space where Red Dwarf got some love. ❤

My muse has forsaken me, I am talentless, bereft, useless!

You have kudos!

I AM ALIVE!

Imagine if Sephy had a tumblr account.

Sephy: Dave! I'm on the tumblrs, let's Google ourselves!

Lister: That's ... not how any of this works.

(Thirty minutes later)

Lister: We can never tell Rimmer about this

I love them both.

(I've been at work all day and need a fix. Of him.)