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Reblogging because it was sandalwood guys. Sandalwood.
Guess the scent
Part 2 of Rimmer in a hat (mostly Bodyswap edition)
Somebody needs to study the everloving shit out of how Grant/Naylor wrote a weaselly, insufferable, arrogant, pompous, self-loathing, cowardly know it all who actually knows nothing, and accidentally created the love of my life.
Chris Barrie would take out a restraining order against me.
if everyone you’ve ever had a crush on got sent a letter detailing everything you’ve ever thought about them, are you fucked?
Do you think the costume designers ever looked at that hat and said, this is the one, add an antennae and people will go fucking feral?
What was that antenna on his hat for? I did wonder if it was something to do with transmitting his hologram off Red Dwarf
I love them both.
(I've been at work all day and need a fix. Of him.)
So ... they put him in a dress uniform. Then they put him in a green hat. Then they made him a cowboy. Then they put him in a suit.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING NAYLOR, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!
Excuse me sir, I am trying to focus.
I want to dress like this and sit in his lap.
God created perfection and we stuck a H on him and called him a smeghead.
One day I will stop automatically reblogging my beautiful man topless.
Today is not that day.
Rimmer in every episode
S05E03 - Terrorform
How does he just keep getting more adorable?
Dave Lister: "You know that's right, I blacked out...and then spent two days in bed feeling like the living dead...no offence"
Arnold Rimmer-
PLEASE
Protect HIM AT ALL COSTS
That opening, I still love it.
Show the love my darlings.
Amelia the dark one
A story with really short chapters
1
That was the wrong straw.
Incidentally, that particular one may also have been the last straw.
Lister sighed and leaned further over the trolley.
Rimmer was now, once again, blustering about that single straw being the wrong size and shape and colour. He surely was losing his marbles. Lister rolled his eyes. Now he was shouting about threatening reporting him again.
Lister thought that was unfair.
"I bet you're not even listening, are you?"
He thought that was unfair too. He hadn't been listening. He had been humming and reminiscing about the good old days back in Liverpool.
He missed the pub.
Lister sighed again, even louder, and pulled his hat over his face, rubbing his eyes.
"Why does it even matter?" He groaned.
"It's not like we have to perform a life- saving manoeuvre with a straw!"
"Unfortunately for you, Lister, I take great pride and responsibility in doing the job properly!"
"Yeah and unfortunately for me, you're a total smeg head!"
"That's it, millado, you're on report!"
Lister made a face and leaned back, holding onto the bar at the back of the trolley. He put his feet onto the wheels and felt it rock slightly under his weight. He smiled quietly to himself as Rimmer waffled about job numbers and cleaning blocked nozzles. He'd get him soon.
15 minutes later, they bumped into Todhunter.
Literally.
Much to Rimmer's dismay, Lister had begun using the trolley as a go-kart, and had, completely by accident, raced around a blind corner, totally out of control, and smashed, dirty nozzle end first, into Todhunter.
Who wasn't angry.
Who wasn't instantly filing reports for Lister, like Rimmer expected.
Who was actually laughing with Lister on the floor, head in an odd position between the third technician's legs, chicken soup stains on his shirt and combat boots.
What a world.
Rimmer: does something stupid
Sephy: I'm gonna kiss him.
Lister: You mean kill him?
Sephy: That too.
Talking about Ace.
Lister: Are you sure he said 12 hours? Maybe he meant 12 minutes?
Sephy, from the next room: He meant hours.
Love seeing my boy all rumpled up.
Is this really a question? Does my reputation for being wholeheartedly in love with the worst/best character ever written not yet precede me?
Are there any fictional characters that you really wish you could have sex with?
Dimension Jump guys, come and get it!