Sitting Outside My Daughters Ballet Lesson, And This Woman Just Said, "it's Better To Be An Old Man's

Sitting outside my daughters ballet lesson, and this woman just said, "it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave." And honestly I felt that right down to my fucking toes.

Fuck it, let's do it.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Is this really a question? Does my reputation for being wholeheartedly in love with the worst/best character ever written not yet precede me?

Are there any fictional characters that you really wish you could have sex with?

The problem with making the headcanon that Rimmer smells of sandalwood is that I can now no longer smell sandalwood without going feral.

I must now come with a warning that if you smell of sandalwood there is a high chance I will attempt to, at the very least, crawl into your lap.

Oh my god you absolute fucking genius!!!

normalize having ships where they aren’t attracted to each other and both think about somebody else during sex 🙏🙏

A poll for Persephone fans because, you know, fun!