Absolutely Adoring How The Chain Seems To Have Assigned Big Brother Little Brother Pairings For All Of

Absolutely adoring how the chain seems to have assigned big brother little brother pairings for all of the minors:

Legend who is making sure Hyrule doesn’t overuse his magic and exhaust himself

Warriors who is constantly scruffing Wind to make sure he doesn’t do something stupid

And Twilight who is trying to stop Wild from yeeting himself off the nearest cliff and failing miserably

Peak sibling behavior

When all of the creators you used to admire turn out to be problematic so you turn to fictional characters again because at least their problematic actions don’t affect real people:

I both love and hate realizing that my fixations and headcannons for one fandom are just carry overs from the previous ten fandoms I’ve been in. My tastes have not evolved, I’ve just been trying them in different fonts. Gosh dangit.

TIL that the oldest living land animal to date is a gay tortoise and I don’t know how to feel about it.

Might I clarify that the elder tortoise (Jonathan) is 191 and his mate (Frederik) is 32.

I know we’re not supposed to apply human standards to animals but hngh-

However, I do find it funny as fuck that Frederik was only identified as a male in 2017, he was originally named Frederica.

So excited, best birthday present ever!

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I would love to see more done with the fact that unlike the other heroes, Warriors has none of that general quest experience.

Oh he’s fought monsters alright, he’s got experience in commanding troops and planning battle strategies that the others lack, but he’s never done a proper dungeon, he’s never had to do a fetch quest, he’s never even had to climb death mountain or deal with the water temple shenanigans!

I simply think it would be fun to watch all of the others (during the war or with the Chain) talking about similarities between their quests and all the weird, dangerous crap they’ve had to do and then there’s just Wars on the side being totally flabbergasted.

Mask: *explaining how he got the Biggoron Sword*

Warriors: And you did this why?

Mask: I was bored.

Tune: Plus, why not?

Wars:

As of July 7th, 2024, THIS IS NOW (basically) CANON! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!!