I Feel As Though This Sums Up These Siblings Relationships In A Strange But Accurate Way

I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way

Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.

i made this at 5 am instead of sleeping so please excuse any typos but!! emily characters!!wooo!!! (it’s my first one so i’m sorry for relying on all the tropes of the site but whatever)

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Absolutely canon

Will and Connor dated very briefly when they were younger and Connor jokes often that those 2 weeks were the best of his life and Will is the one that got away

Nico and Connor both find it hilarious

Will does not

Did I just finish the Sunbearer Trials? Yes. Did I read it in an hour and a half because I decided that that was just the way my afternoon was going? Yes. Am I going to do it again? Yes.

Wally: I am on to see my husband, I'm happy, I'm happy, to see my husband! Hubby!! *Hugs him*

Dick, about to kill the dude tied up in the chair: oh, hey baby!

Guy in chair, gagged: mhph!!