Did I Just Finish The Sunbearer Trials? Yes. Did I Read It In An Hour And A Half Because I Decided That

Did I just finish the Sunbearer Trials? Yes. Did I read it in an hour and a half because I decided that that was just the way my afternoon was going? Yes. Am I going to do it again? Yes.

sums it up pretty well

Ares: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

This is absolutely true

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

This would absolutely happen

Aphrodite: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Persephone: That's great, Aphrodite. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Absolutely canon

Will and Connor dated very briefly when they were younger and Connor jokes often that those 2 weeks were the best of his life and Will is the one that got away

Nico and Connor both find it hilarious

Will does not

I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way

Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.