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what the
what the actual hell but congrats fanta
but um
in that opening scene in v*rsailles when louis was imagining some girl riding him and squeezing an orange on his tits he was actually imagining william cumming all over him. hope this helps
Peggy: Are you drunk?
Howard: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Jarvis: And the spirit of whiskey.
Daniel: You have to apologize to them Peggy.
Peggy: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way
Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.
*Perfuma sees Entrapta holding Imp*
Perfuma: Oh my stars! Is that a baby?! You and Hordak had a baby?! Why didn't you tell us?!
Entrapta: What?! No! I-
Perfuma: Guys, GUYS! We're aunts! Get the streamers! SOMEBODY GET THE STREAMERS! *starts crying* I'M SO HAPPY!
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Harry Potter's Tumblr Inbox
Anonymous said: Are you gay? Bi maybe?
Anonymous said: Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
Anonymous said: Rate all Slytherins in order of hotness. What would whoever is Number One be like in bed?
Anonymous said: Would you ever post nudes on here? What about just a shirtless pic???
Anonymous said: What would someone have to do to win your heart?
fuckoffiamtherealdracomalfoy said: What's the one thing you want to do in bed but haven't tried yet?
Anonymous said: Is there anyone you really shouldn't be wanking over but you can't help yourself so you do it anyway???
fuckoffiamtherealdracomalfoy answered your ask: No, I have not and never will send you any asks, Potter. Get over yourself. I can't believe you would just assume something like that, you're pathetic.
fuckoffiamtherealdracomalfoy answered your ask: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED, PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING YOU MAY HAVE RECEIVED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
fuckoffiamtherealdracomalfoy answered your ask: HACKED, POTTER.
Sirius rollerblading into McGonagall’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada: Minerva, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water
Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Poseidon: ....
Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!
Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Apollo: It takes less than a minute!
Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Hermes: Like 7 minutes!
Dionysus: *nods*
Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!
Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...
Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?
Clint, Wanda and Nat having a sleepover
Wanda, painting Clint's nails purple: Stop squirming, Clint, you'll ruin it.
Natasha, doing Clint's eyeliner: If you blink one more time I'm going to break your neck, birdboy.
Twenty minutes later
Wanda, holding a mirror up for him: How do you feel?
Clint: I feel... cunt
canon lore event. from this meme: https://x.com/bedpup/status/1842405839077867902
I am not dead. But I am dying. (Not literally, but I feel like it. Why am I in this course, again?)
Whoever said that online classes were easy should be piked then maimed. Fucking geniuses. Goad there's so much shit to do, and yet I practically spend half the time hyperventilating and just having multiple breakdowns from stress.
Deadlines are not good for me.
But anyways, here's a lil' something I drew for class (that's why there's a theme).
(After finally replacing my drawing pen, because the old one broke.)
Yes, that's Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA).
(I could just stare at this all day and I wouldn't regret it.)
No, I in fact, have not watched My Hero Academia, my (younger) sisters did. And by collateral, I saw bits and pieces, but especially the Sports Festival of UA, particularly Shinsou and Midoriya's fight.
And I've always had a thing for purple haired guys. (But Aizawa is my anime crush (for this series) hands down.)
But no, I'm not dead. This is just an update.
For those waiting for my ao3 updates... uhhh, they're unfortunately on-hold for now. (And I may have fandom hopped even though I haven't watched the first season of MHA (I listened, yes, Japanese dub) and only a bit of season 2. Like just on Shinsou and Midoriya's fight, and Midoriya and Todoroki's fight.
Fun Fact: you can line something up properly on the computer but when you print it, it might not line up
Fun Fact 2: things lines up differently if you print in black and white vs color
Fun Fact 3: sometimes printers get mad at you because you need to use special textured paper so it decides to eat it
Fun Fact 4: it's more efficient to buy fancy paper and figure out how to print on your own instead of at a store because you can make adjustments and print as much are you have paper for without racking up more money you have to pay to the store
grover: oh, so you two are getting along very... cordially now?
annabeth: cordial? nah, we're friends
grover: friends?
annabeth: after you stopped us fighting, we got to talking and seems like we have some common interests
percy: we both love butterflies
grover: aww–
percy: and beating people up
grover: oh, okay
annabeth: you really put aside everything and came all this way to save me? how did you even get here?
percy: several traffic violations
thalia: three counts of resisting arrest
grover: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
percy: also, that's not our car