Incorrect Greek God Quotes - Tumblr Posts
I agree with Athena. Lets do it.
Athena: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Zeus, *taking the coffee pot as he walks by*: What if we just... don't.
Intruder turn out to not be a intruder at all, just Apollo using a voice effect 😂
*Phone ringing*
Hermes,*picks it up*: Hello?
Intruder: I'm inside your house.
Hermes: ... Ok? *Hangs up*
Intruder: *calls him back*
Hermes,*picks up*: Yello!
Intruder: Why did you hang up!? Why did you hang up on me?!
Hermes: If your inside my house just come talk to me?
Intruder: I'm in the closet.
Hermes: Oh your gay? ... That's cool.
Intruder: No I'm not gay-
Hermes: No no no it's cool! My sis Artemis is gay.
Intruder: NO I'M NOT GAY I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR CLOSET!!
Hermes: Wait... Really?!
Intruder: hehehehe.
Hermes: Who is this?!
Intruder: Come find out.
Hermes: Where are you!?
Intruder: ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?! I JUST SAID I'M IN YOU CLOSET!?.... You know what this isn't worth it.
I now want more of this. I need books on it
Aphrodite: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Persephone: That's great, Aphrodite. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Same Ares same ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Hermes: Tell me a secret!
Ares: Since I was a child I've been programmed to believe, that no matter what I do, everything could have been improved in some way shape or form. So much so that I can't accomplish anything anymore without it considered being failure.
Ares: What about you?
Hermes: I have never eaten sushi-
Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!
Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.
Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?
Persephone: *amused*
Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?
Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.
Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.
I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way
Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.
Felt lmao
Demeter: My only two moods are bisexual and clinically depressed.