> Lord English: Acknowledge This Fools Existence.

> Lord English: Acknowledge this fools existence.

This fool has the utter nerve to not only kill one of your goons but one of your BEST goons. Clover was such a brave soul, his efforts will not be in vain. Although you are one of the most powerful beings in all of fiction it is still best to not toy with your food, he did kill Clover after all, so lets get this over quick.

> Lord English: Look at Clovers killer.

Examining your surroundings, you can see it is only this little rascal in near a hundred million miles of anything in any direction. Lets not question where we are for now and just focus on how you are going to take this fool down. Look at him just standing there all fucking smug wearing Clovers hat like a goddamn trophy. FOCUS, ENGLISH. It is probably best for you to throw your most powerful punch first just to show how real this shit is, he will probably not expect it and die immediately. Probably, being the key word here.

> Lord English: Throw your most powerful punch.

You are in the process of throwing your most powerful punch, no build up or anything, just straight to the chase. What makes this your most powerful punch is the fact that not only is it powered by the Green Sun but every Green Sun in every single timeline to be mentioned canonically and outside of canon too. This is one fucking powerful punch I will tell you that much. Whatever will this fool do.

> Fool: Do whatever a fool would do.

Holy fucking shit. You are awesome. Though you don't know why you are awesome as you didn't really do anything too spectular. Block this punch maybe? Didn't feel like much of a punch. Oh well, you're an awesome guy at the end of the day because obviously you are awesome. Awesome Deuce of Awesome Town, Clubs Awesome of Town Awesome. Awesome Awesome of Awesome Awesome... Awesome. Now enough fooling around it is time to teach this guy a lesson on how to throw an actual punch.

> CD: Throw an actual punch.

Hopefully he knows how to throw an actual punch now. You really blew the socks off of this guy. He must feel stupid for trying to get into fisticuffs without the proper training but you digress, He lost and you won fair and square just like you always do. You will be taking this amazing technicolor dreamcoat, thank you very much. After all that trouble you went through you deserve to walk away with something so this item of apparel will just have to do.

> CD: Take the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

You feel so awesome just like you always do. Awesome Deuce of Awesome Town, Clubs Awesome of Town Awesome. Awesome Awesome of Awesome Awesome... Awesome. With this dinky hat and fancy coat, You will look just like- Oh, Jack Noir is trying to call you but that doesn't make any sense. Spades Slick should be the one trying to call you. Not that you would know or that it would make a lick of sense to you but Jack Noir is not Spades Slick. Answering his call will be your biggest mistake. He says that he is outraged by the fact that you killed jade, whoever the fuck that is, and that he is coming to tear you a new one, what is with all of these black rom advancements. Either way, this can easily be settled by a round of fisticuffs and, since you are pretty warmed up by that fight you just had, its time to do it for realsies.

> CD: Challenge Jack to fisticuffs.

SP4RKL3 S1ST3RS!!!!!!!!

some sollux doodles cause whynot

i promised edgy fanart when i got my drawing tablet and i am but a liar

MORE DRAWINGS FOR MY SILLY AU

I havent read the epilogues yet but i couldnt resist drawing jade in a cute dress <3