Ravings-of-a-mad-scientist - The Ravings Of A Mad Scientist

Age: vaguely 20s

Gender: Fanshionless Femboy

Height: Short Enough That I’m Afraid to Measure

Length: Short Enough That I’m Afraid to Measure

I am me; a mad scientist supervillain. More specifically my name is Dr. Alex Erkon. Or is it? Could that just be an alias to protect my identity as a member of the deep state? Is it actually a meaningless sound I think sounds cool? Might I actually just be a bored undergraduate? Who knows!?

I enjoy long walks on the beach and world domination. The only thing greater than my interest in all the sciences is my extreme mental stability. I have been diagnosed with Science-Related Memetic Disorder and my insurance doesn’t cover the medication. Hence I have a compulsion to do mad science, laugh nefariously, and replace all the light switches in my home with dramatic Frankenstein-esque blade switches. I have 36 doctorates and a Ph.D. in evil. Also my main specialty is biology.

I am a ‘pataphysical anomaly. Basically, if you read all the mad scientist-related tropes on TVTropes.com, that’s my superpower. I have unrealistically broad scientific expertise, but also have selective memory based on the needs of the plot. I can routinely break the laws of physics and logic to create doomsday devices and other McGuffins.

However, it is virtually impossible for me to actually win against protagonists. But I also can’t be defeated permanently as I am a recurring character! I usually just make a quick getaway while laughing maniacally. Even if I do somehow die, that just gets retconned so I can return as the next villain of the week.

I’m also a queer-coded villain. I used to be a super straight masculine manly man full of manliness, but as soon as I committed my first evil scheme I was transformed into an unambiguously gay femboy. Beware the flamboyant villain pipeline.

Lately I've mostly just been writing blog posts about science and doodling.