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How Mitochondria used to be Parasites that Created Gender
How Mitochondria used to be Parasites that Created Gender
How Mitochondria used to be Parasites that Created Gender Forward: I’ve been too busy this past week to write an article but didn’t want to be on hiatus for so long. I found this article which I wrote four or five months ago but didn’t post because the humor turned out a lot darker than what I would normally do. I dunno, mitochondria are just really based and spicy, I guess. Keep that in…
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Scientist Stereotypes
Biologist: Can't do math
Theoretical Physicist: Can’t do anything but math
Geologist: Rock collection addict
Military Scientist: Meet the Engineer TF2
Archeologist: Thinks about the Roman Empire more times a day than most men think about sex
Sexologist: Thinks about sex more times a day than most men think about the Roman Empire
Chemist: A pyromaniac and/or is very fun at parties
Science Communicator: Is only fun at parties when everyone else there are nerds
Mycologist/Entomologist: They are VERY interested and passionate about gross things and THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Computer Scientist: gay
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We evolved to be attracted to the double round shape of butts and boobs because it's an indicator of a healthy ratio of hipsize/fat/muscle.
This might also be where the traditional bi-lobed heart symbol (<3) came from. 'Cause it sure as fuck doesn’t come from the shape of the actual heart.
Someone literally just drew a minimalist representation of a woman’s clunge and said it’s the symbol of love. They even turned it upside down and said it’s a heart, an organ completely uninvolved in love.
But I know what he was doing. He tricked everyone into putting literal pornography everywhere in plain sight. Based.
If we lived in a matriarchy all our valentine’s day cards would be cut into the shape of a dick and called a spleen.
-me
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Just a reminder that there is nothing wrong with going to therapy solely because of your sexual preferences.
Best case scenario: the patient can process the traumas they have suffered in a healthy manner.
Worst case scenario: they can learn where do these kinks stem from (even when they have never suffered any traumas) and feel like they know themselves better.
Going to therapy doesn't magically make you vanilla, but it does make you happier!
Me while I'm horny: I love the way you've sexualised your trauma and fear of abandonment and turned yourself into a sexual punching bag just to entice a father figure to pay attention to you, it makes you so easy to manipulate and control and pour all my sadistic desires into.
Me five seconds after I cum: okay but seriously you need therapy because this is like super psychologically unsustainable for you.