MY NEMESIS JUST CALLED ME A BOYFAILURE

MY NEMESIS JUST CALLED ME A BOYFAILURE

Oh, yeah. The average run of the mill goon has a goon level of 1.0128538 kilogoons (It's not a very intuitive measurement system)

Evil inator #2: THE GOONER-INATOR!

It's a hypno machine that brainwashes people into becoming my loyal goons! With an army of goons I'll be the unstoppable GOON MASTER!

Why do all my lab assistants keep snickering? GET GOONIFIED! *goon zap*

Well yeah, I'd think I'd wanna know if my brain was suddenly exposed to sunlight

fucked up that animals (including you) have daylight-sensing cells buried deep within the brain

😍🎂

the superhero just did that thing where they caused my evil facility to self destruct then begrudgingly saved me and carried me to safety 😳😳😳

Let's be honest, the year is only days that are not Halloween, and Halloween.

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty.

As anyone with large boobies will attest, massive fuckin’ titties are kinda inconvenient. Especially before the invention of fitted bras able to contain the power of your super stuffed up milkies. Also they get cancer a lot of the time.

So, it seems kinda weird to evolve massive honger donger, doinky boinkies, right? Why aren’t human women flat chested? Why evolve to be attracted to them?

You might think that we evolved bazongas because its a sign to men that the women can feed their baby. And you would be wrong! It turns out boobs evolved for an entirely different and much funnier reason.

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