Ravings-of-a-mad-scientist - The Ravings Of A Mad Scientist

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because some asshole had to go executing this Saint Valentine fellow, now I've got to have a valentine's day themed science post / hero x villain horny post on my main blog every single day next week! The heck!

(they are all things that have been in my drafts for a very long time but never got posted. [ my meds have completely annihilated my sex drive so I haven't been able to write that romance some of you seem to like for months now :( ])

(then I'll get to my asks, promise!)

ive noticed that lately i can just post basically anything and it will get like 12 notes guaranteed and it's always the same 12 people and I just wanted to say i Iove you in a gay way

Military scientist: hey so I made a missile that's just a massive thing of swords.

physicist: ok yeah no that makes sense

Military scientist: Next up I'm going to drop a tungsten rod from so high up it's basically a nuke

physicist: wha- no, that wouldn't work.

Military scientist:

Physicist: anyway, wanna hear about my cool rocket idea that is powered by exploding tiny nukes underneath it? we just need you to invent a cheap nuke that could fit in a suitcase and we'll be to jupiter by- wait, where are you going?

GAY👍

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Just give that special botanist in your life one of these bad boys and they’ll be all yours

Proposal: mad scientists should unionize

YES! Viva la revolution! It is time to UNITE brothers and sisters against the oppressive Evil Overlords and DEMAND equal compensa- *blam*