Military Scientist: Hey So I Made A Missile That's Just A Massive Thing Of Swords.

Military scientist: hey so I made a missile that's just a massive thing of swords.

physicist: ok yeah no that makes sense

Military scientist: Next up I'm going to drop a tungsten rod from so high up it's basically a nuke

physicist: wha- no, that wouldn't work.

Military scientist:

Physicist: anyway, wanna hear about my cool rocket idea that is powered by exploding tiny nukes underneath it? we just need you to invent a cheap nuke that could fit in a suitcase and we'll be to jupiter by- wait, where are you going?

Relationship Goals

The Antivillain: "You know, if things were different, you could have been my valentine, you and I. Can things be different now?" *gives the Antihero a Valentine's Day card*

The Tsunyandere Antihero: *blushes fiercely, then shoots Antivillain in the knee before running away* 

(next day)

The Antihero; “D-don’t think I like you, or anything! Baka!” *gives the Antivillain a box of chocolates*

The Antivillain; 😳 *opens box*

Live Grenade Hidden Inside Box: *explodes*

You may think I curate my content and only post about science and mad science for branding reasons, but no. I'm just like that in real life.

Autism.

🫀 ->❤️?

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We evolved to be attracted to the double round shape of butts and boobs because it's an indicator of a healthy ratio of hipsize/fat/muscle.

This might also be where the traditional bi-lobed heart symbol (<3) came from. 'Cause it sure as fuck doesn’t come from the shape of the actual heart.

Someone literally just drew a minimalist representation of a woman’s clunge and said it’s the symbol of love. They even turned it upside down and said it’s a heart, an organ completely uninvolved in love.

But I know what he was doing. He tricked everyone into putting literal pornography everywhere in plain sight. Based. 

If we lived in a matriarchy all our valentine’s day cards would be cut into the shape of a dick and called a spleen.

-me

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Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Why do Humans have Such Big Boobs? (They're Not Just for Milk)

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty. Isn't that weird?

<3

because some asshole had to go executing this Saint Valentine fellow, now I've got to have a valentine's day themed science post / hero x villain horny post on my main blog every single day next week! The heck!

(they are all things that have been in my drafts for a very long time but never got posted. [ my meds have completely annihilated my sex drive so I haven't been able to write that romance some of you seem to like for months now :( ])

(then I'll get to my asks, promise!)

THE CURRENT TIME IS 6:45

DISCUSS