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I Had A Dream Last Night That I Was Playing Guess The Build With My Old Girl Scouts Troop

I had a dream last night that I was playing Guess the Build with my old Girl Scouts troop

And for some reason I don't remember if my bestie @potatodude3554 was there, but our other bestie from 4th grade was (i think, it was really unclear)

Also Skizz was there (he was literally just his Minecraft skin personified) and he was really nice and asked how my mom's job was going and he had a custom nickname for me. I think he was acting as one of the leaders or was chaperoning or something like that. I also think he gave me food or whatever. Maybe my mind just assumed it was a Girl Scouts camp or something

Also, the Guess the Build board was all janky. The third row wasn't behind the second row, it was off to the side for some reason? But I remember not questioning it

Another thing, for some reason the main troop leader (not Skizz) had a bunch of my shirts just in a plastic bag. I was at one point looking for one of my Mothman shirts but it disappeared as soon as I found it and I pulled out a shirt my mom got me at Cape Cod instead (I don't know why I needed a new shirt, I just randomly did)

And then I called my dad to pick me up and I woke up

This is what happens when you watch too much Guess the Build

(I'm writing this as soon as I wake up so I don't forget it)

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