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OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE GREATEST HEAD CANNON OF ALL TIME.
SKIZZ ISNT IN HEAVEN BECAUSE HE CANT CREATE LIFE FOR SHIT AND GOT KICKED OUT-
DID YOU SEE THE GIRAFFE!?
So close
What if I just dropped everything and made an animatic about skizzs awful giraffe
I made me and my friends in the Skizz Guess the Build Style (TM)
They're kinda cute actually
All I’m saying is skizz would make a great abstract artist
The fact that Grian kept asking Impulse to explain his pizza in guess the build is so funny to me. But also like what kinda pizza is that? Is it even a pizza??
just pepper and raw dough 😌
impulsesv building the WORST pizza ive EVER seen oh my GOD: this is a dough only pizza, no sauce no cheese-
cant believe impulse made none pizza left beef in minecraft
I had a dream last night that I was playing Guess the Build with my old Girl Scouts troop
And for some reason I don't remember if my bestie @potatodude3554 was there, but our other bestie from 4th grade was (i think, it was really unclear)
Also Skizz was there (he was literally just his Minecraft skin personified) and he was really nice and asked how my mom's job was going and he had a custom nickname for me. I think he was acting as one of the leaders or was chaperoning or something like that. I also think he gave me food or whatever. Maybe my mind just assumed it was a Girl Scouts camp or something
Also, the Guess the Build board was all janky. The third row wasn't behind the second row, it was off to the side for some reason? But I remember not questioning it
Another thing, for some reason the main troop leader (not Skizz) had a bunch of my shirts just in a plastic bag. I was at one point looking for one of my Mothman shirts but it disappeared as soon as I found it and I pulled out a shirt my mom got me at Cape Cod instead (I don't know why I needed a new shirt, I just randomly did)
And then I called my dad to pick me up and I woke up
This is what happens when you watch too much Guess the Build
(I'm writing this as soon as I wake up so I don't forget it)
Guess the Build Quotes Part Three
“Ohhh! That’s sweaty! Ok! You are sweaty!” Gem
“This is a fairly simple build isn’t it?” Grian
“We gotta fill this man in!” Jim
“I didn’t realize that’s the way you were going!” Jim
“I fat fingered it!” Martyn
“If we add this it’s just-we can’t add this!!” Gem
“GET RID OF THESE GEM GET RID OF THESE!!” Joel
“What the crap is this?!?!” Skizz
“Right, do you know what? We did something didn’t we? We did something Skizz!” Jim
“Well done everyone! Except for Skizz and Jimmy what the heck was that?” Joel
“Get it together Skizz!” Gem
“Oh he’s getting swole!!” Joel
“Hehehehe you love it!” Skizz
“Just do what Gem does, and be great!” Skizz
“SKIZZ! What have we done Skizz!?!? Skizz! You’ve broken me!” Gem
“What in living- WHAT IS THIS?!? EXCUSE ME!?!” Joel
“The memory loss can’t be affecting you yet you’re still young! And hip!!” Gem
“These colors…evoke nothing.” Grian
“Hope you’re ready ‘cause I’m not. Ok, come over here against this wall.” Joel
“You see Skizz this is a new trick for you. See how we give people arms?” Gem
“Boys!” Gem
“OH MY GOD YOU DID IT! That is SO GOOD Skizz” Gem
“She acts like I’m splitting the atom!” Skizz
“And I have NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS!!” Skizz
“You fools don’t know your baseball!!” Jim
“I can’t tell him that he’s naked!!!” Jim
“It’s Clippy’s evil twin!” Grian
“Duh nuh nenenene dur nuh nenenene!” Grian
“Would you steal a car?” Jim
“Skizz we kept this so American for you! We’ve got baseball, basketball, a mutant in the bed!!” Grian
“Another successful chunk of madness and the friendships stay intact!” Skizz
“I hate you guys. Genuinely.” Jim
skizz has never seen an animal before and I don’t think he ever should these are beautiful
please watch skizz’s guess the build video it’s a masterpiece
Smallish Fans
Fans waiting for their blorbo to insult them. So excited!
-It is possible to telepathically link up with Skizz in order to guess his build. The link is only one way.
rules of guess the build:
- any blond or brown haired person in a red shirt is grian
- any blond person in a blue shirt is jimmy
- if there's a mustache, it's mumbo
- the question is not if a build goes wrong, the question is how
Some of the cast members of guess the build, as portrayed and built by the cast members of guess the build
Hey Joel Smallishbeans fans, look it’s us 🥲😂
according to Jimmy in guess that build this is what we (Joel’s audience) looks like, I think he really captured the essence of us 10/10