Im Not Dyslexic, But I Swear I Just Had The Biggest Dyslexic Moment Of My Life!
I’m not dyslexic, but I swear I just had the biggest dyslexic moment of my life!
We have a cooler, like a Starbucks cooler in the house. Been there for years, I noticed that one of the trays are missing……
I sit there and I’m like: “I swear something is missing…..the platform? Stand? Thingy? White thingy??”
My dad in the corner: “What are you talking about?”
Me: “the thingy the things sit on?”
Me now noticing the missing tray, Dad: “you mean the counter top?”
Me: “YES, wait no, the thing!”
Dad: “the bar stool??”
Me: “YEESSss……wait? Noooo, it’s the, the, the thingy….the thingy!! *points aggressively at the tray sitting on the bar stool*”
Dad: “🤨 the Tray?”
Me: “YESSS THAT, the tray, that’s what I was trying to say!”
Dad: 🤨🙃😐
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“In a world where women ruled the countries and princes were married off to powerful princesses, there lived a beautiful prince. Taehyung, son of the Queen of the Snow Isles and with a heart too curious for his own good. As tradition demands, come his second decade on this earth he had to leave his home and marry a princess of a far away country.
Now waiting on his marriage bed, wearing nothing but a golden veil and a silken dress, he can’t help but feel nervous. Will his first night with his wife be as horrible as his fellow princes told him it would be?”
Pairing: Prince!Taehyung x Princess!Reader
Genre: Royalty!AU, Arranged Marriage!AU, Wedding Night!AU, Smut, Romance, Fluff, soft Angst
Warnings: reversed gender roles where women are in charge and men follow their rules, virgin!Taehyung, sub!Taehyung, dom!Reader, a little bit of crossdressing, use of warm oils to massage each others bodies, body worship, a lil bit of examination play, handjob, prostate massage, vaginal fingering, unprotected penetrative sex, multiple orgasms (m.recieving), although they don’t know each other very well they are still very fond of each other, Taehyung is really nervous and the OC is very gentle with him, idk is this GFD with a sprinkle of spice? yeah it is, this is 100% self indulgent lmao
Wordcount: 12.2k
a/n: Inspired by this fanart, someone sent me. They didn’t know what they would do with it, but here we are. Screaming in horny, as this was not supposed to escalate to such lengths. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it! 💜
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There was a world once, where women were the ones in power and men were the ones following their every word. The lands, each prosperous and beautiful, were thriving under the rule of their Queens. The people were happy, they had food and conflicts were solved with words and witty knowledge. Peace was all-worldly and laughter was plenty.
Taehyung had reached his twentieth year on this world three months ago. His mother, the Queen the Snow Isles, held a grandiose fete for her favourite son. The plates were never empty and the iron mugs were spilling over with hearty ale. Taehyung loved that night. He danced with his brothers and laughed with his sisters, he hugged his friends and joked with his servants. It was a great night, even though it meant come tomorrow he would have to leave home for his new life.
Marriage.
Just as tradition demanded, come his second decade on this earth, he had to be married off to a powerful princess. Many of his fellow princes dreaded their twentieth birthday and while Taehyung most definitely was scared of what may lie ahead for him, he was also excited. He had always had a curious soul and he looked forward to seeing the world outside his dark castle walls and long, cold winters. So come the first ray of the new day, Taehyung found himself on one of the ships of his Queendom, sailing away from home and watching the islands of his childhood become smaller and smaller on the horizon until they disappeared behind dreary fog.
The journey to his new home was long. Twelve nights on sea and seventy-eight nights on land. Taehyung found himself missing his home more often than once. He had his best friend and his servant boy with him, Jimin, he managed to make the long journey not as lonely. But it was still a long and exhausting journey.
On the first night of the new month Taehyung found himself at his new home.
The Sand Queendom.
A country full of magic and powerful sorceresses, with hot and dry summers and the prosperous havens of the vast southern ocean. Taehyung had never seen such beautiful architecture before. It was completely different from the grey, blockish buildings of his home. The houses were painted in bright reds and pinks and oranges, reflecting the blinding sunlight and painting the street below in warm colours. Taehyung found himself gazing at the high buildings, wondering if he would ever get tired of the view. Perhaps not, after all it was quite the spectacle indeed.
“Windows! The houses have windows, Jimin”, he heard himself gasp to his best friend. Taehyung had only heard of the concept of windows before. He read about them in books and looked at them in drawings. He found the idea of watching the world from the comfort of ones own room always terribly exciting. Back home the houses didn’t have windows. The winters were too harsh and the winds too strong. Windows would have only let too much heat escape.
“Yes, I read it is because the nights are so mild here”, Jimin answered him.
“That’s marvelous. Do you think my bedroom will have windows too?”
“I am sure it will.”
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Want company? My night is only beginning hahaha
Heck yeah we can have a sleepover
But instead of sleeping we doodle and chat about sun and moon hcs jsjsjsjs
I’ll need to remember this when your ‘Requests’ are open
Tokyo Revengers Masterlist
Don’t post, copy, rewrite or translate in any platforms.
Warning: This content could be explicit sexual situations, depictions of violence or abuse, or other ‘adult’ content not intended for younger readers (MINORS DNI). Some readers may find the following content disturbing. Reader’s discretion is advised.
Manjiro Sano / Mikey
Lost Appetite
Mikey, Kazutora, Sanzu, and Hanma being 100% yandere HC
My Favorite Villain
Bloody Hands
Yandere Mikey with Yandere Darling
Yandere Bonten Mikey reacting to his darling liking someone else
Platonic Yandere Father! Manjiro “Mikey” Sano (Bonten) Headcanon
Shuji Hanma
Mikey, Kazutora, Sanzu, and Hanma being 100% yandere HC
La Lune
Kazutora Hanemiya
Mikey, Kazutora, Sanzu, and Hanma being 100% yandere HC
Haruchiyo Sanzu
Mikey, Kazutora, Sanzu, and Hanma being 100% yandere HC
Rindo Haitani
Nighted
First Love
Ran Haitani
Family
Trust Issues
Takeomi Akashi
Almost
Ken Ryuguji / Draken
This Time
Wakasa Imaushi
Yandere Wakasa reacting to his S.O being taken
Yandere Wakasa reacting to his S.O being yandere for someone else
Inui Seishu
Yandere Inupi being turn down by his darling
Kakucho Hitto
Yandere Kakucho with pregnant S.O
Bonten
Yandere Bonten Headcanon
Yandere Kakucho, Takeomi, and Ran reacting to their S.O having miscarriage
Yandere Koko, Kakucho and Rindou reacting to their S.O asking them to treat them better
✨✨✨✨✨GET TO KNOW ME!!✨✨✨✨✨
What up fam!
I thought I’d throw out a “Get to know me” since I’m seeing them all over others’ accounts.
——————————NAMES——————————
So the accounts name is: Recromge
My name is: Rex
Feel free to call me Rex or Recromage.
(As I write this I am JUST now discovering that my account name is spelt wrong lmao gotta fix that)
———————————FAMILY——————————
Guardian: Mom, Dad
Siblings: 3 brothers 1 sister
Spot?: I’m the second youngest
My family is HUGE but these are just the ones I live with since we’re all kind tight knit, we’ll except for my eldest brother who lives with our granma🙂
———————————-AGE———————————
Birthday: July 20th
Age: 19
Mental age: 5😂
Zodiac sign: Cancer
——————————-PRIDE?——————————
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender?: Apagender
Understand?: Apagender or Gender Apathetic is when a person doesn’t care nor identify as a specific gender and would be fine feeling/being/passing off as any gender under the spectrum and don’t really have an opinion on their own gender.
———————————LOOKS——————————
Hair color: (Current) Black and red, (original) Brown
Eye color: Dark Brown
Glasses/contacts: both (Thin rimmed blue/teal/cyan (with a hint of green) colored glasses)
Haircut: it’s kind of like a mullet (the top is black but underneath the cut is a bright red)
Mole?: I have one in between my nose and left eye
Scars: I have one on the right side of my face it’s kinda small but noticeable (kind of big kind of small, you know?)
Height: 5’3 1/2 (I’m determined to reach 6’
——————————WHAT I LIKE————————-
I like: Drawing, painting, Anime, ROM-Coms, action based shows, fantasy styled shows, those really good anime with 12 episodes, and Minecraft.
Drawing
Painting
Anime
Rom-com
Action shows
Fantasy shows
Good shows/anime
Minecraft
———————————WRITE——————————
I don’t really write stories, I try to but id probably end up writing a one-shot or headcanons because they always suck if I write something. (Especially if I try to literally make a story)
So I don’t really write very often, but I like to write!
I'd be willing to try and write for:
Haikyuu
Black butler
Bnha (Boku no Hero Academia/My Hero Academia)
Diabolic Lovers
Tokyo Revengers
Akatsuki no yona (Yona Of The Dawn)
Hunter x Hunter
Fnaf (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
One piece
Demon slayer
Shaman King
Sao (Sword art Online)
Magi
Naruto
High rise invasion
(Others if you give suggestions I’ll check it out)
———————-ASK/REQUEST/TALK——————
Ask: If you ask me something (anonymously or not) I’ll probably respond back to you almost instantly unless I didn’t see it
Request: I’ve never go a request before except on drawings but if you ask for something I’ll happily read it and (more than likely) get to it. When it will be done I have no clue (I’m slow and I procrastinate A LOT)
Talk: I doubt you would want to talk to me like other awesome people on here 😎 but if you do I’ll get to it when I see it 👀
Art: I like to draw so you might see that on my account at times when I feel proud (or I just want to dump it somewhere)
——————————END NOTE—————————
If you made it this far, CONGRATULATIONS!
Thank you for taking the time to read this and get to know me, I didn’t think I would actually do this lmao so thanks for sticking with me! I like reading what people send me so please send ‘em my way, if you private message me (honestly) I’m probably not going to respond at all, just cause..sorry.😈
Other than that I hope you have a great day, take care of yourself, and drink enough to keep yourself going.
“Even if you don’t care about yourself , there is always someone who cares about you.”-unknown
