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i was reading area hysteria and i was like damn what the fuck am i reading i hope this is explained in the next chapter and it made so much sense when i realized i was reading CHAPTER 13 BEFORE READING ANY OTHER CHAPTER

I get really frustrated when people say that they will change their name to mitochondria when they go to prison because mitochondria is plural, the singular word is mitochondrion. What did science class teach you fool.

But if you wanna start a science band in prison named mitochondria im down to join.

I’m not dyslexic, but I swear I just had the biggest dyslexic moment of my life!

We have a cooler, like a Starbucks cooler in the house. Been there for years, I noticed that one of the trays are missing……

I sit there and I’m like: “I swear something is missing…..the platform? Stand? Thingy? White thingy??”

My dad in the corner: “What are you talking about?”

Me: “the thingy the things sit on?”

Me now noticing the missing tray, Dad: “you mean the counter top?”

Me: “YES, wait no, the thing!”

Dad: “the bar stool??”

Me: “YEESSss……wait? Noooo, it’s the, the, the thingy….the thingy!! *points aggressively at the tray sitting on the bar stool*”

Dad: “🤨 the Tray?”

Me: “YESSS THAT, the tray, that’s what I was trying to say!”

Dad: 🤨🙃😐