To Pick Up The Cooler - Tumblr Posts

I’m not dyslexic, but I swear I just had the biggest dyslexic moment of my life!

We have a cooler, like a Starbucks cooler in the house. Been there for years, I noticed that one of the trays are missing……

I sit there and I’m like: “I swear something is missing…..the platform? Stand? Thingy? White thingy??”

My dad in the corner: “What are you talking about?”

Me: “the thingy the things sit on?”

Me now noticing the missing tray, Dad: “you mean the counter top?”

Me: “YES, wait no, the thing!”

Dad: “the bar stool??”

Me: “YEESSss……wait? Noooo, it’s the, the, the thingy….the thingy!! *points aggressively at the tray sitting on the bar stool*”

Dad: “🤨 the Tray?”

Me: “YESSS THAT, the tray, that’s what I was trying to say!”

Dad: 🤨🙃😐