Dorlene - Starmeadowe (Marlene Is Star)

Dorlene - starmeadowe (Marlene is star)

MaryLily - Flowerqueen? Or someone else said holyflower I think it is better

Pandalily - I LOVE forbiddenflower

Marylene - starqueen???

Dorlily - Flowersnake(bc Cas is a Slitherin?)

Emmary - tigerseeker? (I actually have no idea ab this one and I think I will regret it tomorrow)

Amelia Bones X Emma Vanity - bonevanity (ok I see even now it's not great but I can't think of anything better)

And Rita X Bella is quillkiller obviously

Have I skipped any???

how did the marauders fandom get so lazy with wlw ship names? all if not most of the mlm ship names are these beautiful terms

remus x sirius? oh, you mean wolfstar

barty x evan? ROSEKILLER how fucking creative is that?

jegulus (james x regulus)? starchaser AND sunseeker. yeah that's right. it has three names.

and for the girls??

dorlene. marylily. padalily. two of those are just one name next to the other. there is one (1) fun name, nobleflower (alice x narcissa). fucking ridiculous.

+ Snivellus with anyone (esp. Lily)

being a marauders stan is about shipping literally every possible couple except sirius and marlene

me: *meets a girl i connect with well*

me, two days later: *has written her a love song*

if this gets 2.5k notes in the next two weeks (by 7th march) ill post the song on here. 3.5k and ill send it to her (making it unrealistically high so i never have to share it aha

tagging a few moots though to give it a fighting chance (no pressure though!!): @my-castles-crumbling @siriuslygay1981 @regulusmeanslittleking

Lily: I am 100% straight

Remus: Marlene with black eyeliner

Lily: I am 80% straight

Remus: Narcissa Black in quidditch uniform

Lily: I am 60% straight

Remus: Emmeline Vance with a high ponytail

Lily: I am 40% straight

Remus: Mary in her pink dress and Pandora with braids

Lily: Okay, I am NOT straight!

Should I do a version with Marlene?

He's polish. It's 100% canon. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!!!

slavic remus lupin will always have my heart, nobody does it like him, he would eat slavic mythology shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, would know all the modern poets of his country, along with the modern history, and he wouldn't tell anyone anything unless they asked, but after that, he'd be an unstoppable force, info-dumping almost like his life depended on it, i love him i love him i love him