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When people ask how ROSEKILLER works, Me:
It just fits, you know.
Jesus Christ, Satan/Lucifer, Exu/Death!
Haiwizardsl Satan!
I think I'm a little bit inlove with one of my friends.
she made me a playlist and I sat for 3 minutes crying because she is the sweetest thing in the world.
💕
Would anyone be interested in a canon compliant fanfic about the Black sisters? Andy and Bella are twins, cause why not, Narcissa is one year younger. It would have graphic depiction of violence (crucio, fights etc) and Bella slowly going insane. It would include Quillkiller, Tedromeda and Nobleflower (no smut or anything!!!) I'm thinking about writing it, but I probably wouldn't be able to update regularly and English isn't my first language. I can post some of it on Tumblr, but I'm planning the whole work on Ao3. It would be my first published fic. I'm warning you - A LOT of angst!!!
It's marauders non-men month and today is Sybill Trelawney day so...
Half-blood
They/she, bisexual
Half Romani from their mother's side
Ravenclaw
One year younger than the marauders
Shared a dorm with Pandora
Her and Panda were besties
Was friends with Xenophilius Lovegood and Septima Vector
Peter and them were dating in her 5th, 6th and 7th year (they broke up after they had a vision about Pete being a traitor. She was trying to warn everyone but no one would listen to them, bc they known as 'the crazy one')
Was autistic with ADHD
Was REALLY clumsy and would trip over their own feet and bump into things all the time.
Would carry around plasters and even bandaids
Loved the type of clothes that I drew her in
Would have a shared wardrobe with Xeno and Panda
5'3 tall (the shortest in her friend group)
Was vegetarian
Loved pasta and green tea
Really looked up to her great grandmother - Cassandra, a great and famous seer
Was bullied badly in first 2 years (in 3rd year Septima found out about it and quickly made the bullies regret that they were even born)
Besides divination their fav subjects were numerology and herbology
Would come up with the weirdest conspiracy theories ever in like middle of a class
Due to her clumsiness their clothes would get damaged. Xeno would have to fix them regularly (they would actually sew and not use a spell)
Could not cook for shit. Literally, she can burn WATER. She would just put things in the oven and then just... forget. They would not even smell that something is burning and if it wasn't for Xeno, she would start an actual fire at Hogwarts. They were forbidden from the kitchen by first her mom when they were 7 and we're learning how to cook and then in second year by Pandora, when she wanted to make her a birthday cake (let's say the dorm didn't look very well after that)
Very forgetful and lost things easily. Would put her glasses on a table, walk to another room and be like: 'Hmmm... Where are my glasses???'
The definition of a cat lady (all of them were black stray cats obvi)
Would like girl in red, Hozier and Beach Bunny
Wouldn't be a fan of quidditch but would support Septima during matches (her, Panda and Xeno would wear these hats with a raven like Luna and ABSOLUTELY SLAY in them)
A total Pandalily shipper
Really messy hair
Had a little crush on Septima in 4th year and they even kissed once in spin the bottle, but Septima would be in love with Aurora Sinistra
I think that's it + my fanart
Yoyok is Sirius this, yoyok is Reg that ...
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ON YOUR OWN KID IS LILY EVANS?????
Like
summer went away, still the yearning stays, I play it cool with the best of them
She's homesick, she doesn't want to loose Snape cause that's everything that connects her with her home, but...
I wait patiently
Hes gonna notice me
It's ok we're the best of friends.
About Snape ignoring and avoiding her before their friendship ended
I hear it in your voice, you're smoking with your boys
Snape and Mulciber/Avery
I didn't choose this town, I dream of getting out
She didn't choose to be a witch or go to Hogwarts, she wants to reconnect and fix her relationship with Petunia
There's just one, who can make me stay
Remus, Mary, Marlene...
And then
From sprinkles splashes to fireplace ashes I gave my blood sweat and tears for this
To become the greatest witch and prove her bullies wrong
I hosted parties and starve my body
Plus size Lily being insecure in like 6th year
Like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss
Lily was a lesbian. She didn't know it yet and tried to get a boyfriend to 'be normal'. She thought she just ' hadn't found the good man yet'
The jokes weren't funny, I took the money
Ok, hear me out - CANONICALLY she got with one of the richest wizards (I think they had a very close platonic relationship and Lily was with Mary and/or Pandora and James was with Regulus)
My friends from home don't know what to say
Petunia and Snape. I'll leave you with that.
I looked around in a blood-soaked gown
In my head they survive the war, so like shes been through a lot
And I saw something they can't take away
Her friends, loved ones, family
Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned
The war ended, a lot has changed
Everything you loose is a step you take
She lost Snape and Petunia she got a new family
So make the friendship bracelets take a moment and taste it you've got no reason to be afraid
You're on your own kid
Yeah you can face this
Your on your own kid
You always has been
Make new relationships, enjoy the moment, it's up to u.
Dorlene - starmeadowe (Marlene is star)
MaryLily - Flowerqueen? Or someone else said holyflower I think it is better
Pandalily - I LOVE forbiddenflower
Marylene - starqueen???
Dorlily - Flowersnake(bc Cas is a Slitherin?)
Emmary - tigerseeker? (I actually have no idea ab this one and I think I will regret it tomorrow)
Amelia Bones X Emma Vanity - bonevanity (ok I see even now it's not great but I can't think of anything better)
And Rita X Bella is quillkiller obviously
Have I skipped any???
how did the marauders fandom get so lazy with wlw ship names? all if not most of the mlm ship names are these beautiful terms
remus x sirius? oh, you mean wolfstar
barty x evan? ROSEKILLER how fucking creative is that?
jegulus (james x regulus)? starchaser AND sunseeker. yeah that's right. it has three names.
and for the girls??
dorlene. marylily. padalily. two of those are just one name next to the other. there is one (1) fun name, nobleflower (alice x narcissa). fucking ridiculous.
Marauders non-men as Taylor swift's albums
Debut - Molly Weasley
Fearless - Amelia Bones, Alice Fortescue
Speak now - Andromeda Black
Red - Lily Evans
1989 - Mary McDonald
Reputation - Bellatrix Black, Emma Vanity, Marlene McKinnon
Lover - Pandora Rosier, Alice Fortescue
Folklore - Narcissa Black, Lily Evans
Evermore - Emmeline Vance, Sybill Trelawney
Midnights - Dorcas Meadows, Rita Skeeter
Lily: I am 100% straight
Remus: Marlene with black eyeliner
Lily: I am 80% straight
Remus: Narcissa Black in quidditch uniform
Lily: I am 60% straight
Remus: Emmeline Vance with a high ponytail
Lily: I am 40% straight
Remus: Mary in her pink dress and Pandora with braids
Lily: Okay, I am NOT straight!
Should I do a version with Marlene?
Marylily on a date 🩷🩷🩷
Something like this?
what i think the marauders would wear to the eras tour - couples edition (plus pandora because i refuse to exclude her)
james + regulus: james would dress as sunshine and regulus would dress as midnight rain. glitter & sparkles everywhere, regulus in customised doc matrens and james in yellow converse. which is kinda self explanatory.
sirius + remus: sirius would dress as miss americana and remus would dress as the heartbreak prince. sirius would have a tiara and a pretty pink dress and heels, and remus would be wearing a navy-ish suit with broken hearts sewn on with a crown and his normal black doc martens.
marlene + dorcas: marlene would be wearing a replica of taylor’s “22” outfit with those new high heeled converse and dorcas would wear a replica of taylor’s reputation outfit (which pandora made for her) with custom bejewelled heels.
barty + evan: barty and evan would be dressed as twin flames (“did the twin flame bruise paint you blue”) in fire emoji costumes with orange and yellow glitter all over them. they’d both have bedazzled cowboy boots, courtesy of dorcas.
lily + mary: lily would be dressed in her own version of taylor’s green folklore dress, with matching light green embroidered converse. mary would be wearing a dupe of taylor’s orange evermore dress with some soft brown cowboy boots.
pandora: pandora would be wearing a baby pink prom dress that has blue, darker pink & red hearts scattered throughout it (she made it herself) with cute little pink heels and a flower crown that she made herself from her garden.
Bellatrix "I'm not homophobic but Alice needs get the fuck away from Cissy or I will crucio them" Black
Sirius "I'm not homophobic but James needs to stop looking at my brother like that" Black
Yk this thing on tik tok thingy X wouldn't mind being in love with a boy/girl (same gender as X) if it didn't mean being in love with Y, and Y wouldn't mind being in love with X if it didn't mean being in love with a boy/girl (same gender)? Yeah, here's the marauders version:
X (wouldn't mind being in love with the same gender)
James
Pandora
Dorcas (her parents were divorced and her mom was gay)
Evan
Alice
Rita
Remus
Emmeline
Lily
Y(wouldn't mind being in love with X)
Regulus
Lily
Marlene
Barty
Narcissa
Bellatrix
Sirius
Mary
Remus
I know that Remus and Lily appeared twice, but I wasn't sure where to put them
And I'm not saying that any of the above didn't struggle with internalised homophobia
Night talk at the astronomy tower circa 1973
Pandalily version 🤍
Marauders era characters I HC as trans (happy [late] trans visibility day)
- Remus Lupin (he has a monthly problem he treats with chocolate, he had to leave hogwarts BC 'someone like that' shouldn't be near kids) -he/him
- Regulus Black (do I have to explain?)-he/him
-Peter Pettigrew (I HC them as an AMAB demiboy) they/he
- Mary McDonald (I NEED more mtf Mary content. It's a need) -she/her
- Dorcas Meadows (non-binary Dorcas>>> also need more content) -she/they
- Pandora Rosier (unlabeled because I effing said so) -any pronouns except he/him
- Xenophilius Lovegood (like c'mon, does this human look cis to you???) -they/them
- Sirius Black (genderfluid monarch) -they/he/she
- Marlene McKinnon (demigirl/genderfluid) -she/they
- Lily Evans (not really sure, but definitely needs more content) -she/they
Hi, I kinda have a problem. Yesterday I got an amazing idea [drums 🥁🥁🥁] marauders MCU au. I've been assigning marvel characters to marauders and that's how it is now:
Tony Stark -
Chris Rogers - James Potter
Natasha Romanoff -Lily Evans
Bruce Banner -Remus Lupin
Clint Barton - Peter Pettigrew
Thor - Sirius Black
Loki - Regulus
Maria Hill - Mary
Nick Fury - McGonagall ???
Wanda Maximoff - Pandora
Pepper Potts -
Odin - Dumbledore
Peter Parker
Carol Dancers (captain Marvel) - Marlene McKinnon
Valkyrie -Dorcas meadowes
As you can see I have no idea who should go as Tony. My first thought was James, then it changed to Sirius, but if Loki will be Regulus (which I'm 100% sure ab) then Sirius has to be Thor bc brothers dynamic. So do you have any suggestions?
What I think marauders girls animagus/patronus would be
Lily red cat or red panda
Marlene a shepherd or a tiger/lion
Mary also a big cat or maybe a horse..
Dorcas Black panter
Pandora a bunny or a butterfly
Emmeline a racoon
Emma a fox maybe?
Amelia a squirrel?
Sybill a cute owl
Bellatrix a snake or a spider
Andromeda a raven/crow (they're seen as dark and evil while are actually very cool)
Narcissa I'm thinking a peacock, but I saw a magpie in one fic and I think it's good
Alice idk, I'm thinking a bulldog or pug-dog
Happy Pride month everyone!
Since we agreed that everyone in the marauders era is gay, I will (try to) post drawings of them attending pride as often as I can (ideal is everyday, but yk) I'm planning to draw:
Wolfstar
Dorlene
Jegulus
Pandalily
Emmary
Rosekiller
Pebill
Quillkiller
Nobleflower
Tedromeda (maybe)
Emma Vanity and Amelia Bones
Also I might add other fandoms I'm in (Dead poets society, the owl house, She-Ra etc. or even my OCs)
I did something similar last year, so I'll make a comparison (if I find that notebook)
I just made something...
Marauders X Army dreamers by Kate Bush because this fandom loves suffering.
And I made an intro post like a month ago where I was asking people to be my moots. If you're interested, go check it out. (I'm begging you, I need more friends in my fandoms).