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Then he pulls out a picture of a female poison maker (wizard Giulia Tofana)
Marlene Smash
Mary And fully support her actions!
Dorcas another motion passed!
Lily * wanting to impress Mary* *thinks: I'm quite good at potions...*
Binns *throws everything on the table* fuck I'm done!
Marlene Carefully professor! You' re gonna damage her!
Professor Binns: This is a picture of the dark wizard we've been discussing from the 1200s. As you know, he brutally murdered-
Sirius: Smash.
Professor Binns: Mister Black! This is a mass-murderer! He-
James, raising his hand: I second the motion. He's gorgeous. Smash.
Professor Binns: Mister Potter! This is ridiculous! He-
Remus, also raising his hand: Thirded!
Peter, conjuring a gavel and hammering it into his desk: The motion passes!
Professor Binns: I need to retire.
I'M MAKING LIKE A MARAUDERS SERIES OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND MICROFICS BC I' BORED AND OBSESSED WITH THEM (and I probably should be studying)
Soooo... It's more like an AU thing, everyone survives war, Voldy is dead and they're all happy and gay.
It's mostly focused on raising Harry and Luna. James is with Regulus, Lily is in a relationship with Mary and Pandora (Xeno is Panda's ex, but they're besties). They all live in a big house in Godric's hollow. Lily and Reg have a bookshop-cafe (Remus is a waiter) James is a Quidditch professional. Pandora and Sybill do experiments with spells, potions etc. and write articles to Quibbler. Peter (Sybill's partner) owns a bakery, where James helps him when he retires from Quidditch. Mary and Sirius have a gay bar in town (Mary is a waiter/singer and Sirius is a bartender). Marlene, Dorcas and Emmeline live in London and are aurors. Barty and Evan sometimes help out in both cafe and bar (they're not allowed into Pete's bakery after the flour and milk incident).
Reg, Lily and Panda are animagi, Lily is a ginger cat, Panda is a bunny and Reg is aaaaa... BLACK CAT! (I'm being very original again).
Sirius is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, Panda uses also uses any except for he/him, Remus and Reggie are transmasc, Mary is transfemme, Xeno uses they/them, Peter he/they
Pandora is Evan's twin
I think that's it for now.
Lily: I am 100% straight
Remus: Marlene with black eyeliner
Lily: I am 80% straight
Remus: Narcissa Black in quidditch uniform
Lily: I am 60% straight
Remus: Emmeline Vance with a high ponytail
Lily: I am 40% straight
Remus: Mary in her pink dress and Pandora with braids
Lily: Okay, I am NOT straight!
Should I do a version with Marlene?